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pee race

when two or more people go to the bathroom at the same and there is unspoken competition to see who last the longest
you and your bud have a few too many drinks and started peeing the bathroom and the you last longing than your friend so you win the pee race.
by jeddick April 27, 2010
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Pee Pee Roost

A secret pizza party, normally encompassing episodes of the office, and 30 rock. This is a jovial event where songs are composed to commemorate the occasion. Listening to KRAT may also occur.
Hit up papa murphy's and get back here ASAP. It's Thurday and we gotta start the Pee Pee Roost!
by Tom PP ROOSTER June 23, 2009
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Pee-ramid

When a couple or two people use a toilet at the same time to urinate.

One individual sits on the toilet and the other straddles the first person's legs and urinates through the thigh-gap.
—"That was the longest car ride! Honey, I don't think I'll be able to wait while you go to the bathroom. Can we do a pee-ramid?"
by Nøva June 11, 2012
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Pee ruse

Telling someone that they peed their pants while drunk when it was really you who peed. A piss frame of sorts.
Lee Proudlock pissed all over the place and blamed Neal. It was a total pee ruse.
by pooter diddler September 23, 2014
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des-pee-ration

When you are stuck in traffic and really have to urinate. You are so desperate to go that you pee in whatever is in the car.
"Man, I drank so much coffee this morning that I had des-pee-ration like you wouldn't believe. I filled my empty coffee cup up twice."
by TexasTia February 13, 2010
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Pee-ralysis

The state of paralysis that men feel when other men are waiting for them to finish peeing at a public urinal. Leads to an inability to produce urine flow. Often solved by shaking one's unit and pretending that one has finished, only to walk to another bathroom (or stall) to do it there.
Dude, I was at the bathroom at the Stones concert and there were 15 guys watching me pee, waiting to use the urinal. The pee-ralysis set in and I couldn't get anything out!
by Sinisterslug August 6, 2011
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Why is my pee red day

On December 01 at 6 PM GMT. Everyone google "Why is my pee red", to confuse the hell out of search algorithms
Frank : Why are you searching that?
Perri : It's why is my pee red day.
by anonymous November 19, 2020
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