Pee-rage 

When something small happens and it makes you really angry because you need a wee. If you didn't need a wee you wouldn't be so angry about it

If you're trying to find a solution to a problem at work, you would normally think things through clearly but you can't because you need a wee so badly that it enrages you therefore Pee-rage

Pee-rage by Zoeh91 April 1, 2014

pee pee rager page 

When a dude's got backed up yellow rain from failing to drain the lizard, it will cause what the scientists call an "erection," aka a boner, baby arm, long-necked mushroom, helmeted broomstick, purple-headed beanstalk, etc. In order to avoid confusion/humiliation that this is an erection caused by sweater-meat, nipplites, lady butts, or vagina-time, one would place a note on the zenith of the tent-pole rager which tries to poke through the denim, cotton, polyester, wool, or loin-cloth. This note simply states pee pee. The note itself is the pee pee rager page.

-Whoa dude, please tell me that's a handgun in your pants...

-I can't do anything about it. it's there cus I have to pee so bad.

-Well you can't walk around the locker room with your dick all hard like that, someone might think you're a gay. Here, tape this pee pee rager page on the apex of your hog. So as to avoid confusion.

-Wow thanx. Wanna play listen to Counting Crows later?

pee pee rager page by Barnaby J October 11, 2008

pee pee rager 

And overwhelming erection caused by holding in your pee

-Hey mike, can i borrow your notebook to hide this fantastically huge pee pee rager during passing time to hide the overwhelming embarrassment?

-Fuck no, use your own notebook. or just tape on a pee pee rager page.

-I was going to but couldn't find any tape, and the stapler's out of staples.

-No problem, just use this hot glue gun.

-I think I love you.

pee pee rager by Barnaby J October 9, 2008

pee pee rager page 

When a dude's got backed up yellow rain from failing to drain the lizard, it will cause what the scientists call an "erection," aka a boner, baby arm, long-necked mushroom, helmeted broomstick, purple-headed beanstalk, etc. In order to avoid confusion/humiliation that this is an erection caused by sweater-meat, nipplites, lady butts, or vagina-time, one would place a note on the zenith of the tent-pole rager which tries to poke through the denim, cotton, polyester, wool, or loin-cloth. This note simply states pee pee. The note itself is the pee pee rager page.

-Whoa dude, please tell me that's a handgun in your pants...

-I can't do anything about it. it's there cus I have to pee so bad.

-Well you can't walk around the locker room with your dick all hard like that, someone might think you're a gay. Here, tape this pee pee rager page on the apex of your hog. So as to avoid confusion.

-Wow thanx. Wanna play listen to Counting Crows later?

pee pee rager page by Barnaby J October 9, 2008