pedostache

The moustache often seen on pedophiles. Appears as a dangerously thin, greasy moustache, often complimented by the aviator glasses and the pedosmile.

Pedophiles can be spotted through the useful guide provided by Maddox.

www.thebestpageintheuniverse.net /c.cgi?u=spot_the_pedo

"Francis, that pedostache isn't gonna help much...well, the fact that she's in middle school doesn't help much either."

by Tim Tim the Crazy Man August 3, 2006

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pedostache

A pedophiles mustache. And the mustache for the guys in surgeon simulator. The best way to find those criminals who rape, and do stuff like that.

Pedo: Dude i just went to-
Guy: Don't even talk
Pedo: what do yo-
Guy:douche i know you're a pedofile with that pedostache of yours
Pedo: Shit
*rapes

by corvokenway December 13, 2015

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pedistache

thin, wispy mustache of a trench-cloaked pedifile. Note: May have beady eyes.

Look at the pedistache on that creeper!

(At police station) Well.. he was tall, kind of balding, had a pedistache, and normally seen wearing a trench coat. Also frequently seen with small children, candy, and driving a large, unmarked van or ice cream truck.

by Really Creeped Out November 6, 2009

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pedotache

A thin, whispy moustache that gives the wearer the stereotypical appearance of a child molester.

Often seen on men experimenting with, or in the initial stages of, growing a moustache.

Often seen in conjunction with a Pedobeard.

Dude, you need to shave. You're developing a real pedotache.

Nice pedotache, mate.

by hellofromfiji April 26, 2011

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