two-way petting zoo

You pet the animals, they pet you back.

Hey Jim, wanna go to a two-way petting zoo.

by metal-sandwich March 23, 2009

heavy petting

foreplay ranging from breast massage to masturbating one's partner, yet no coïtal contact.

we're not married yet, so we're stuck with heavy petting sessions.

by xenofobiq August 17, 2004

are you petting my mongoose

are you vibing with me

are you petting my mongoose with me tomorrow night

by Jlock April 5, 2019

Peating

The act of pooping while eating. Pooping + Eating = Peating.

Dude, my girlfriend walked in on me peating. I asked her to give me a blumpkin and she went for it.

by Enlie10 August 23, 2011

Katelyn Pechin

One of the best roommates and friends anyone could ask for. Ridiculously good looking. Every girl wants to hate her and every boy wants to date her. Trouble is, she is the sweetest girl you will ever meet, so besides attracting all the guys, no girl ever could hate her.

She is so sweet, she bought me coffee and I didn't even know her.
OH that was probably Katelyn Pechin.

by kennedy22 September 8, 2011

Petting the ferret

The act of stroking a scraggly unkempt pony tail by a man.

Tom: "he is pretty proud of that pony tail"

jimmy: "yeah. he just stands there petting the ferret"

by DataCenterDFNDR December 29, 2009

Light Petting

It is the less intense version of petting and hard petting. So the thing you do when you are still to uncomfortable to do actual petting. This includes giving each other massages, hair stroking, and kisses along the neck and face.

We both agreed that we weren’t readyt for anything too sexual yet. So we decided to do some light petting instead.

by Hey_that.not.allowed_kid May 2, 2019