Pe teacher

1. A person who was good for nothing so they chose to do that job
2.just a regular nonce tbh

The pe teacher touched my coochie because he's a nonce

by Sluttysara May 30, 2020

Substitute PE teacher

the single most easiest paying job ever

The substitute PE teacher just told everyone to run around or some shit for the whole period.

by intrnashonalsuperstud June 5, 2009

PE teacher fallacy

When PE teachers are fat as fuck, although they are supposed to be teaching physical fitness.

Why is Mr. Johnson so fat?

Dude its the PE teacher fallacy.

by Resistant December 14, 2019

Pe teachers

creatures that lurk the gyms and fields of a school. Despite their job title promoting physical education, they ironically haven’t done anything physical since they were in high school. You can feel the floor vibrate and see the San Franciscans getting ptsd as the ground shakes like 8.0 magnitude earthquake as these colossal beings rock the earth with every 500 pound step they take. They tell students to “do more push ups” while all they do is viscously push more food into their mouths. So only time you’ll see these creatures move any faster then a walking pace, is when there’s a flash sale at McDonald’s.

Person 1: HOLY SHIT WHAT WAS THAT

Person 2: oh dw it’s not an earthquake the pe teachers just came back from McDonald’s.

by Who?asked? August 9, 2024

PE teacher

Reference to Ole Gunnar Solskjaer, manchester united manager.

Ole's a PE teacher, he doesn't have tactics just vibes

by John316, guy from Twitter April 13, 2021