PE, which stands for "Physical Education", is only liked by those who spend all day in
school thinking about their makeup and are forced to
Google their homework, claiming that they're getting an education by basically skipping
school for a full period. It is a class for the very simple-minded. However, it is hell for those who are small enough to be pushed around all the
time. They commonly suffer a wide range of injuries such as broken bones, concussions, chipped teeth, infected cuts from equipment such as hockey sticks, bruises, etc. In addition, PE teachers love to humiliate non-sportsy
people, using tactics like forcing them to run,
jump, do push-ups, etc. when they have ailments such as heartburns, headaches, and twisted ankles, then publicly sharing their results and going "All that matters is that you try!" And as if all that weren't enough, it'
s the number one class that can dramatically decrease your grades. So why the hell is it even an education?!
Many claim that sports help
people with "teamwork". If they really think that, that's just sad. To say "PE is life" is to say "I need a life".
A Typical
School PE Class
Student 1: Hi, I know you suck at sports, so don't feel bad if I have to beat you.
Student 2: I don't know how you've managed to cheat before the
game'
s even started.
Student 1: Oh, did I just hit you in the face? I'm so sorry! Oh no, I just slammed you against a wall, I didn't mean to! And I would never hit a
girl, that just goes against my values...
Student 1: Hey, PE teacher? Do you think that
maybe, you know, you shouldn't be allowed to play dirty....?
PE teacher: Honey, you know I care, but I don't.
Student 3: Hey, Student 1! You're out! Your face insults me!
PE teacher: Sorry,
bud, you've failed at life.
Student 1: I'm going to the bathroom for the rest of the class.