Paulson

A guy who is unloyal and gets annoyed by everything. Very ugly and most likely to be a furry. Very horrendous looking and gets no girls. Very unleng. Most likely to be the roadman of the group. Most likely to have breath smelling like fish and chips. Probably eats on piles of poop

Person 1: “PAULSON looks horrendous today I’m not even kidding”
Person 2: “I agree”

by yourgirleisha January 16, 2022

Paulson

A hefty vagina

Donna has a Paulson.

by Paulson2 August 10, 2023

Paulson Zone

A zone in which one is cast into precariously (without ones control) which is entered by an individual who is of non-intrest to the party (girl)and is only good for emotional support (A pillow to cry on) . Symptons : Lack of intrest from other party (girl); Conversations in which consist of small talk and talk of other guys or other things(not talking about one and a girl). Following girl around like a pet. One is labeled as a friend. Lascivious activities are not engaged by the two parties. (Neither of you are getting any from each other)
Cures At this present time there are none. To treat the Paulson Zone you can only stop it. (Move on to another girl)

Man your in the "Paulson Zone", you aint got no chance with her.

by vaginaslayer January 2, 2011

paulson justin

A nice person who you should treat with respect and care.

Wow, Paulson Justin is really cool today.

by Guy who is the smart October 17, 2017

Sarah Paulson

God. A lesbian ICON, a queer ICON. The most gorgeous and talented woman ever. The god of the religion paulsizium; her worshippers are called paulsonists.

I have a Sarah Paulson shrine because I live Sarah Paulson

by M8! December 21, 2020

sarah paulson

Sarah Paulson is a lesbian actress who is a mother fucking goddess. She is absolutely freaking gorgeous and very sassy. She is life. She is also Billie Dean Howard in American Horror Story season 1, Lana Winters in season 2 & Cordelia Foxx in season 3.

Actress

sarah paulson

by A girl in love with Sarah January 15, 2014

Sarah Paulson Syndrome

Also know as SPS. It is an obsession followed by an unavoidable attraction to older women (mommy issues). People who suffer from it are usually lesbians with great taste in women, but they have no mental health.

Hetero: "Do you want to see this movie with me?"
Paulsonist: "Does Sarah Paulson with an addiction to cigarettes appear?"
Hetero: "WTF, no"
Paulsonist: "Then no! You fucking creep. I have Sarah Paulson Syndrome, I can't watch that"

by Izaroo January 13, 2021