Patroll

When a writer of an online article or blog post starts or finishes a piece with pre-emptive responses to the trolling s/he is expecting to see in the comments.

Jane decided she'd better patroll her post by adding this statement at the end:

Before you start trolling in the comments and saying nobody cares, remember that this is the answer to a question I get in half of the messages from my readers.

by GoGopher February 24, 2014

Jelly Patroller

To stare at large people in suggestive swim wear at public beaches.

Greg is such a jelly patroller, he was creepin' on all the fatties at the beach!

by Ace double March 19, 2009

patroll

a recon mission by a neurotic control freak

In order to stay up-to-date on everyone's personal business, the intrusive nosy co-worker regularly went out on patroll throughout the office

by Higley September 16, 2009

poop patroller

a derrogatory word for a gay man.

Dude, you're a poop patroller!

by dyingtokissYou November 1, 2010

Expecto Patrollum

A spell to ward off the likes of annoying forum trolls who rant incessantly and bother everyone else to the extreme.

CompNerd: This game is awful wah wah cry cry

HumbleForumDude: I thought it was okay.

CompNerd: STFU NOOB MY FORUMS!!!

BraveForumDude: Expecto Patrollum!

by Emblem_CR February 1, 2010

Troll Patrollers

Security guards at a high end club or lounge mainly there as a barrier to keep ugly girls out of the venue.

See the guys at the front they are totally Troll Patrollers they just turned away a bunch of snooki wannabes!!!

by Vegaspantyparty September 2, 2012

Thot patroller

A thot patroller is a man or a female who defends against thots and prevents. Other guys falling for thots and spreads awareness about thot nature.And to not get played

I almost got played but a thot patroller saved me

by lilrobinzz February 20, 2020