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Palentine's Day

February 13th. If you are single and/or sick of the commercialization of Valentine's Day, you spend this day hanging out with your best friends, eating pizza, watching movies, and playing video games.
Watching a Lord of the Rings marathon with Chris has made this the best Palentine's Day ever.
by librarianmike February 12, 2013
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Pale Is The New Tan

The movement of being happy and proud of your natural skin color while using precautions against the sun and without using tanning or bleaching agents.
Shannon: I love Valentino's new orange tan, I want it too!

Sam: No way, Pale Is The New Tan!

Shannon: uhhhhhh....

Sam: PITNT (Pale Is The New Tan)

Shannon: uhhhhhh....no
by S(I)AM December 14, 2009
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peter palen

I got Peter Palened by this times news article last night
by bigmac12345 March 10, 2017
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Paleogoogle

Looking something up the old way-in a dictionary.
He had no cell service at the cabin so he had to Paleogoogle it.
by betulaceae August 16, 2017
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paleo rock

Paleo Rock is a new music style, in which already existing songs are covered with stoneage instruments and “primitive” screams/chants.
If a music video is available, it usually has to do with zoomer, boomer, chad and so on.

Search: “AC/BC - You shook me all night long” for a good example
“Oi dude, I thought the original version of you shook me all night long from AC/DC was great, but they made a paleo rock cover and it’s even better”

“No way, let me hear”
by Yvel8 September 20, 2020
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paleface

A common term used by native Americans to classify white people.
That paleface just gave me this nice blanket.
by Kelsey Courtney December 18, 2005
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Pale Donkey

Pale Donkey (Pa-le Don-key)
~noun
1. A girl of questionable morals, whom for various reasons you would never admit to sleeping with, for fear of unrelenting ridicule from your friends or derision from the fairer sex.

-Synonyms 1. slump buster, swamp donkey
1. If one of your friends banged her, would you give him shit for it?

2. Would you describe her as being Fat, with an F?

3. If a hot chick walked by, would you pretend like you didn't know the beast you were sitting next to?

4. In order to stoke yourself into doing the nasty with this chick, do you have to drink at least a half-bottle of whiskey, wine, or absinthe?

If the answer is yes to any of these four questions, then the chances are that you are about to embark on a session of pale donkey riding, to be immediately followed by a session of deep regret.
by Donkey Phantom October 8, 2008
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