patdick

A patdick is just an ASCII of a penis with Patrick Star's face.

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Don't spam the patdick!

by amoongust March 17, 2017

enhanced patdown

It is a much more invasive pat-down that involves touching, probing, and feeling your body, including your genital area, to determine if you are concealing something.

It is what the Transportation Security Administration (TSA) will do to you if you opt-out of the full body scanner, which takes a naked picture of you, before boarding an airplane.

TSA Agent: "If you won't let me to take a naked picture of you, then I'm going to rub your penis."
Child: "That would be sexual assault."
TSA Agent: "Nonsense, it's just an enhanced patdown. Now spread your legs."

by OptOut November 18, 2010

Project Pat'd

A term I came up with when you, or someone else on Call Of Duty: Black Ops Blasts you in the chest with a shotgun at close range. In the song "Drive By" By Three 6 Mafia (featuring Project Pat) In Project Pat's verse he says:

"It's Project Pat wit' that 12 guage strapped ya'll
I blow yo' chest out yo' motherfucking back dawg"

...fits very well when playing an intense game of Call Of Duty: Black Ops. Hence why I call it "Project Pat'd".

Which means using a high power shotgun, and forcfully removing the front portion of your chest; sternum, lungs, heart, diaphram right out your back, thus leaving a very large hole in your body. We all know that satisfying feeling when doing that to somebody, but hate it when somebody does it to us, because in a way, it's a really great way to own someone. 1 shot death. Boom.

In case you don't know who Project Pat is, he is a gangster rapper from Memphis Tennesse, and is signed with HCP (Hypnotize Camp Posse) Which is Three 6 Mafia's label.

Killing may be fun & entertaining on videogames, but please refain from doing so in real life, we are here on earth to spread peace, love & equality, and NOT violence & murder, So please, for the love of your mama, and your mama's mama, keep your anger, frustration, hate and killing tendancies in videogames. One Love

Stoner 1: Here I go man I'm gonna get this dude. OH GOD!

*Chik-chik BOOOM!!!*

Stoner: HAHAH!!! Holy fuck that guy totally just Project Pat'd your ass!

*Project Pat randomly walks in*

Project Pat: It's Project Pattuhhhhh and that's how I do!

by CeeZizzle January 26, 2011

Ocular Patdown

An ocular patdown is a visual threat assessment performed by Ronald MacDonald (Mac) or his cousin, Country Mac.

Mac: I did an ocular patdown on him.
Dennis: What?
Mac: I'm saying I did an ocular assessment of the situation, garnered that he was not a security risk and I cleared him for passage.

by Solo Amadeus December 23, 2022

Patterson Patdown

A man shoving his arm up someones asshole and the person starts clapping real softly.

Dude! look at those two guys doing the Patterson Patdown. He seems like he likes receiving it.

by Megatron2530 May 29, 2016

patdy

An asian of epic proportions.

Usually defies laws of asianity, such as owning a dog and not eating it.

- Hey do you know Patdy?
- You mean the most swagalaggin asian alive?
-Yeah bro. She hasn't ate her dog yet though.
- That's weird. Maybe she'll give me an eggroll .
-Nah. She's probably doing her algebra 2 homework .

by Thacookiemonstaa December 1, 2013

Self patdown

To check one's pockets for cell phone/wallet/keys before jumping in a pool or the ocean.

I always do a self patdown before I jump in the water.

by cq29 June 1, 2010