HALF PAST FUCK

HALF PAST FUCK is a colourful and expletive measurement of time or hour, most commonly indicating that the time in question is inconvenient or unreasonable to the party making use of the term.

"I had to get up for work at half past fuck this morning to make it to the new job site by 6.30am"

"I really can't be bothered going out tonight boys....I have a massive day on tomorrow and if I go out clubbing I will wind up drinking way too much and I won't get home until half past fuck either...too hard..."

"I got a call at bloody half past fuck last night from some offshore call centre."

by K9Guy October 6, 2009

pasta fuck

When you stick your dick into frog eggs annd then fuck your girl

"Honey i'll be right back".... *sticks it in* ...."oh baby im so wet!" Pasta fuck works everytime

by stellarthatsme February 19, 2014

Pastey fuck

a term to describe a man of color, or any minority (besides caucasian)

Juan, you pastey fuck!

by Nutcracker, bitch April 5, 2009

dog fuck party

A group of employees who should be working, but instead are either:

1. Standing around doing absolutely nothing
2. Doing something very obviously NOT work

...on company time.

1. 'Water cooler' conversations with more than 2 people for more than 3 minutes are considered a dog fuck party.
2. Pigs at the donut shop, pigs in the parking lot sitting in their cruisers, pigs doing pretty much anything is considered a dog fuck party.

by A.G.Alum September 26, 2007

fuck party

a even numbered group of people. equal number of boys and girls. boys and girls get in two lines. then they have sex with the person of the opposite gender that is across from them. after a set amount of time, one line moves in a different direction. then they proceed to have sex with that new person. this is repeated until everyone has had sex with each person in the opposite line. then the girls all choose one boy each and give them blow jobs, then the boys pick one girl each and finger them

"god i am in the mood for sex!"
"let's have a fuck party then!"
"sweet. we gotta invite all the hot girls"
"ya were definitely gonna get some there."

by Hairy Potty March 24, 2009

fuck paste

Another term for semen/jizz/gentleman juice/cum/love sauce.

When trying to - in a rather dirty manner - persuade your ladyfriend to perform a certain act (adopt a Glaswegian (Scotland) accent):

"Dae ya fancy a swallay of ma fuck paste?"

by HateEvent March 8, 2007

Fuck dancing party

A party where everybody gets naked and fuck dances.
To fuck dance a man and woman dance together naked with the man's pecker in the woman's pussy.

Are you going to that fuck dancing party?

by Deep blue 2012 October 8, 2009