Pastorbation

Pas-tor-ba-tion (noun)

The act of self-satisfaction while under the supervision / assistance of one's religious leader or pastor

OR

The execution of sexual acts performed on or by one's religious leader

It is a shame.... those altar boys were victims of pastorbation.

by Ronan XVII November 10, 2008

Prasturbating

Verb 1. An act shared among every serious musician, yet is rarely talked about. You have nothing to do for a few hours. So you spend this time practicing your instrument and masturbating

I spent the entire day prasturbating. Nothing like Bach and Blowjob porn.

by usernamedeleted February 22, 2011

posterbating

Writing a message on social media, then deleting the message before posting online.

"I keep posterbating my responses to Trump's bullshit tweets."

"I had to stop myself from shitposting by posterbating."

"Quit posterbating your life away!"

by EbonZEN December 10, 2017

Pastorbation

This occurs when an ordained pastor masturbates.

The pastor chose to pull out her Hitachi Magic Wand and polish her pearl. She just hoped no one would be the wiser about her midday Pastorbation session.

by mck73 February 12, 2014

Pastorbaiting

Going nude and streaking in front of a church

“Yo, I caught this weirdo named Aidan Pastorbaiting in front of a church!”

by ILoveGirlBalls123 February 5, 2023

Paturbating

Paturbating is when you masturbate, and look cool while doing it, usually wearing black sunglasses and a leather jacket, with a very straight face.

I'm gonna try paturbating at the mall tomorrow, I just got a new leather jacket

by Professor S1gmus September 1, 2013

pastorraping

a pastor that rapes people in his church

i just got out of pastorraping

by draydenjj June 11, 2018