Partyating

When u participate in or go to a totally lit party or event.

Are u partyating later?

Finna partyate tmr! Come with?

by Alexia Daniels April 1, 2021

Partitio

The coolest, most communist bastard you will ever meet. He thinks everyone is equal, and wealth should be spread around.

"Did you hear about Partitio?" "Isn't he the guy who distributed his wealth across the continent?"

by bewilderedgrace May 7, 2023

Panzyitis

The inflammation of panzy-ness in a person.
This leads to one becoming weak, fat, lazy and gaining higher estrogen levels.

The inability to man the hell up and do what you gotta do.

Danny has a massive case of panzyitis and won't come out with us for a run.

A: Is Ben still injured? I thought he just bruised his toenail...

B: Yeah he's come down with a bad case of panzyitis.

by jcho85 June 30, 2009

Pillow Partition

A pillow partition is a set of pillows or large body pillow initially placed between a male, usually claimed to be just a friend and female sleeping in the same bed who are not lovers publicly and have no other option for sleeping arrangements. The main purpose is to give the female who may have a boyfriend or may not want the outside world to know of her whorish ways a solid excuse to avoid judgment from her keeping of additional bedfellows and/or negative reaction from significant other.

Example 1:

Girl - "My boyfriend is going to kill me if he finds out we only had one bed in this room."
Boy - "It's ok, I can whip up a pillow partition for you to take a picture of in case he gets upset. We can get rid of it after the picture."

Example 2:

Boy - "I thought you said we could at least cuddle?"
Girl - "That was until you surprise attacked me with a spontaneous erection."
Boy - "I'm not sure that was so spontaneous, we should be safe and put up a pillow partition tonight."

Example 3:
Girl - "I swear I never sleep in the same bed with boys unless I'm dating them. We must use a pillow partition tonight."
Boy - "That is what most whores say."

by 1526rd November 9, 2011

pansyitis

An illness that makes you act like a pansy.
The act of always acting like a pansy.

Nina, your PANSYITIS sure is flaring up now that we are at the top of the cliff!!

by DaTempest June 15, 2023

Martin Partinism

A Religion started on a comic website in the Garfield section, it was probably created by a random Gen-Z guy, but nobody really understands it because half the commenters on the website are boomers.

Fred: Some weirdo created "Martin Partinism" where a random guy named Martin Partin is the supreme divine being of the universe.
Bill: Wow! That's the most sane thing i've ever heard about that website in years!

by IntergalactalEnergy February 24, 2023

parenitis

Like Senioritis, only worse. Strikes usually half way through the summer after coming home from college to live with your folks for four tortuous months. Symptoms include wearing headphones to block out excessive parental noise, spending your days 24/7 at work or at a friend's house, suddenly becoming introverted, or living entirely in your bedroom, just to escape from the phenomenon of parents wishing to speak to you about the most random shit.

Mom: "Honey, can you mow the lawn?"

Son: "......"

Father: "I think he's got parenitis."

by benlen August 22, 2011