Parking Garage

To engage in sexual behavior

"Do you want to Parking Garage?"
"We we're Parking Garaging last night"
"Let's Parking Garage on the Parking Garage"

by ThrobbingMoobieCock420#69 August 5, 2018

Nigger Parking

Nigger parking is pulling a vehicle up to the ass of another vehicle parked
in a driveway, effectively blocking the pedestrians sidewalk access.
Pedestrians have to go in the street to get around the offending vehicle.

"All these lowlifes nigger parking are blocking the sidewalk.
Might as well just walk in the fucking street"!

by IH8JIGS August 26, 2017

Human Parking Cone

When two jacked midgets paint themselves orange and you have to parallel park between them.

You can find a human parking cone at New York's hottest club, Blitzen!

by RedAckbar December 14, 2010

Imvu Parking

Having your avatar in a chat room for a long period of time without speaking.

Can you stop Imvu Parking!

by shwaggatshwaggat June 22, 2013

pälskis

A pälskis, {pe:lsk´s} or pälskling {pe:lskliŋ} is another word for the worlds sweetest grizzly bear with warm, soft chest hair and bear-like boyfriendness.

The word derives from the two Swedish words päls {pe:ls}, which means fur, as in grizzly bear fur. And älskling {e:lskliŋ}, meaning darling, beloved.

A pälskis is something you would spontaneously call your grizzly bear boyfriend when you get overwhelmed with your love for him.

Jag älskar dig grizzly bear pälskling!

Hi, I'm Olli, and I'm a grizzly bear pälskis!

by Carolinka. June 16, 2009

parsimony

Adoption of the simplest explanation for an observation. Also stinginess or frugality in regards to economics and finance.

Vanguard must spend a lot of money on printing and mailing its statements, because of the extra paper involved. Undoubtedly, that was a tough decision for the company, which is known for its parsimony

by sug-almighty July 8, 2005

parking the squid

Trying to have sexual intercourse with a flaccid penis

I was going so well, but when we got back to my hotel I just just ended up parking the squid!

by Bill Hagger January 28, 2016