parisian kiss

blow job

Joe got a parisian kiss on the train

by Tess Tiscle April 12, 2019

parisian carwash

When a guy passes a STD from a stripper to the next girl he meets and leaves himself clean.

Damn, my dick is itchin' after last night and I don't have time for the free clinic.

Sounds like someone needs a parisian carwash.

by freeclinic January 17, 2019

Parisian Tarzan

This is the act of swinging from a ceiling or a bar, bollock naked, and ask the question "Cock or ball?" This can be done while trying to use you momentum to cock slap a female.

Rob nailed that bitch in the face doing a Parisian Tarzan.

by NobbyFensker August 5, 2009

Parisian pass

This maneuver is often performed in crowded bars. The passer touches a person to let them know he needs to get through but allows his hand to linger longer than necessary. Often used as a subtle way to flirt.

Girl 1: I don't think he's interested in you.
Girl 2: But he just gave me a Parisian pass on his way to the bar...
Girl 1: Looks like you've found your guy for the night!

by alfredokid June 21, 2014

Parisian Tarzan

When someone who was supposed to fall doesn’t and ends up doing something cool as shit.

Me: Fuck! Did you see Mike land that shit!?! It was a total Parisian Tarzan

by JarettCarett October 17, 2023

parisian cafe

it is when an individual is performing cunnilingus, and the receiving female farts while the individual performing the cunnilingus is under the covers, i.e. 'dutch oven'

Oh my God!!! I was going down on my girlfriend last night, and she farted, and I thought I was sitting at a Parisian Cafe drinking a coffee

by Angelassassin March 12, 2014

Parisian Whore

An insulting term partaining to French-speaking women. Particularly ones from Paris but also can relate to all French speaking women.

"Look at that discusting moustached Parisian Whore over there, OH JESUS!! It's looking this way! RUN!!!!!!!"

by Merchant August 31, 2005