Noun. The people who brought you into this world, pretend to love you, and then proceed by shitting on your life.
by Anonymous February 25, 2003
Get the parentsmug. 1. a pair of people (typically a man and woman, can be a woman and woman or man and man) that brought you up in this world just so they can bring you down.
2. people that will go out of their way to make sure your childhood is worse then theirs was.
3. people that don't know how to argue for their lives and think they can use their ''authority'' as an excuse for their lack of comebacks.
4. the base of many jokes made among the society of 25-and-under people.
5. people that claim you will thank them for the tortures they practice on you one day, when in reality you do nothing but thank the lord that you are finally free from them.
6. people that try to control your style, wardrobe, personality, look, friends, love life, music tastes, and opinions in general just because THEY don't like it. when really, it's not their body or life. they try to brain wash their children into thinking this is okay, but it's not. don't fall for it kids. your parents are the wrong ones, not you. just be yourself!
7. people that set the expectations for you unreasonably high, then (attempt to) punish you when you don't follow them.
8. people that set so many rules its impossible to follow them all, so when you don't you get punished.
9. people that don't trust you for absolutely no reason, and when you ask why, they just say "because'' due to their inferior arguing skills (see definition #3)
10. people that expect you to love them unconditionally, which is truly ridiculous because other then give you a house to live in, they do nothing to deserve your love. they also claim to love you, but don't listen to them. it's all lies.
11. people that you cannot trust because everything you tell them, they will go around and tell their friends at work or at the hair salon. you might think you can tell your mom about your crush at school, but she most definitely will be at lunch with her friends telling all her friends about it.
12. people that change the plans on the last second for no reason, and make you look bad in front of your friends.
13. the number one reason for teenage suicide in america (look it up).
14. people that will go to amazing lengths to ruin your childhood. don't listen to these people, don't let them hurt you, don't let them get to you. just rough through this time, because it's only a couple years. once your 18, your parents' torturing will be long behind you and you can continue with your life.
2. people that will go out of their way to make sure your childhood is worse then theirs was.
3. people that don't know how to argue for their lives and think they can use their ''authority'' as an excuse for their lack of comebacks.
4. the base of many jokes made among the society of 25-and-under people.
5. people that claim you will thank them for the tortures they practice on you one day, when in reality you do nothing but thank the lord that you are finally free from them.
6. people that try to control your style, wardrobe, personality, look, friends, love life, music tastes, and opinions in general just because THEY don't like it. when really, it's not their body or life. they try to brain wash their children into thinking this is okay, but it's not. don't fall for it kids. your parents are the wrong ones, not you. just be yourself!
7. people that set the expectations for you unreasonably high, then (attempt to) punish you when you don't follow them.
8. people that set so many rules its impossible to follow them all, so when you don't you get punished.
9. people that don't trust you for absolutely no reason, and when you ask why, they just say "because'' due to their inferior arguing skills (see definition #3)
10. people that expect you to love them unconditionally, which is truly ridiculous because other then give you a house to live in, they do nothing to deserve your love. they also claim to love you, but don't listen to them. it's all lies.
11. people that you cannot trust because everything you tell them, they will go around and tell their friends at work or at the hair salon. you might think you can tell your mom about your crush at school, but she most definitely will be at lunch with her friends telling all her friends about it.
12. people that change the plans on the last second for no reason, and make you look bad in front of your friends.
13. the number one reason for teenage suicide in america (look it up).
14. people that will go to amazing lengths to ruin your childhood. don't listen to these people, don't let them hurt you, don't let them get to you. just rough through this time, because it's only a couple years. once your 18, your parents' torturing will be long behind you and you can continue with your life.
1. parent A and parent B are my parents.
2. parent A told me, "You cannot go to your friends party. if that means me not getting to get my hair done, so be it. as long as you are in pain."
3. "Parent B, can I go to the mall tomorrow?"
"No."
"Why?"
"Because I said so."
"What kind of answer is that?"
"BE QUIET OR I WILL TAKE AWAY YOUR IPOD"
"Mom, I paid for it!"
"I'M THE PARENT HERE, I CAN STILL TAKE IT."
4. Suzie said, "I'd rather eat a scorpion then visit my parents for the holidays."
*group of friends laugh*
5. Parent B says, "YOU'LL THANK ME FOR THIS 10 YEARS FROM NOW!!!!!!!"
-10 years later-
"Boy am I glad I'm not a teen anymore, my parents ruined my childhood." Says Joe.
6. Parent A: YOU CAN'T LISTEN TO RAP!!!!
Ann: Why? I like it!
Parent A: DOESNT MATTER!!! I DONT LIKE IT SO YOU CANT EITHER!!!! AND YOU CANT WEAR ABERCROMBIE EITHER BECAUSE I DONT LIKE IT!!!!
Ann- It's my music and my body!! Whats it to you?
Parent B: GO TO YOUR ROOM, YOU WHORE
7. Parent B: If you don't get all A+'s, you're not allowed to use the computer for the rest of the year.
Jon: Dad I'm in advanced math! that's too hard!
Parent A: DONT TALK TO YOUR FATHER LIKE THAT. GO TO YOUR ROOM, STUPID CHILD.
8. Parent A: Go to the cvs to get me some ointment.
Jen: mom, you said i'm not allowed to go to cvs alone.
Parent A: DONT TALK TO ME LIKE THAT. GO TO YOUR FUCKING ROOM, FUCKING WHORE.
Jen: Mom! You said not to listen to people who curse!
Parent A: FUCK YOU! LISTEN TO ME NOW YOU BITCH OR I'LL TAKE AWAY YOUR CELL PHONE AND TV.
9. Tom: Mom, can I go to Zoe's party?
Parent A: NO!!! I DONT TRUST YOU!!! YOU'LL GET HER PREGNANT!!!
Tom: Why don't you trust me? what have i done?
Parent A: BECAUSE I DONT!!! GO DO YOUR CHORES.
10. Parent B: I love you, Sally. Give me a kiss.
Sally: no thanks.
Parent B: YOUR SUPPOSED TO SAY I LOVE YOU BACK. ITS POLITE. GO TO YOUR ROOM STUPID CHILD.
11. Parent A: So, do you have any crushes at school?
Eva: Well... i kinda like jon. dont tell anyone.
-later that day at salon-
Parent A: Oh, Eva is totally in love with jon. *giggles*
*friends laugh along*
12. Joe: ok mom i'm going to liam's house. bye!!
Parent B: NO YOU CAN'T. YOUR GONNA GO WITH US TO MY MOTHERS HOUSE.
Joe: but just last night you said i could go!
Parent B: DOESNT MATTER. GO TO YOUR FUCKING ROOM, YOU LITTLE BRAT.
13 and 14, no example needed.
2. parent A told me, "You cannot go to your friends party. if that means me not getting to get my hair done, so be it. as long as you are in pain."
3. "Parent B, can I go to the mall tomorrow?"
"No."
"Why?"
"Because I said so."
"What kind of answer is that?"
"BE QUIET OR I WILL TAKE AWAY YOUR IPOD"
"Mom, I paid for it!"
"I'M THE PARENT HERE, I CAN STILL TAKE IT."
4. Suzie said, "I'd rather eat a scorpion then visit my parents for the holidays."
*group of friends laugh*
5. Parent B says, "YOU'LL THANK ME FOR THIS 10 YEARS FROM NOW!!!!!!!"
-10 years later-
"Boy am I glad I'm not a teen anymore, my parents ruined my childhood." Says Joe.
6. Parent A: YOU CAN'T LISTEN TO RAP!!!!
Ann: Why? I like it!
Parent A: DOESNT MATTER!!! I DONT LIKE IT SO YOU CANT EITHER!!!! AND YOU CANT WEAR ABERCROMBIE EITHER BECAUSE I DONT LIKE IT!!!!
Ann- It's my music and my body!! Whats it to you?
Parent B: GO TO YOUR ROOM, YOU WHORE
7. Parent B: If you don't get all A+'s, you're not allowed to use the computer for the rest of the year.
Jon: Dad I'm in advanced math! that's too hard!
Parent A: DONT TALK TO YOUR FATHER LIKE THAT. GO TO YOUR ROOM, STUPID CHILD.
8. Parent A: Go to the cvs to get me some ointment.
Jen: mom, you said i'm not allowed to go to cvs alone.
Parent A: DONT TALK TO ME LIKE THAT. GO TO YOUR FUCKING ROOM, FUCKING WHORE.
Jen: Mom! You said not to listen to people who curse!
Parent A: FUCK YOU! LISTEN TO ME NOW YOU BITCH OR I'LL TAKE AWAY YOUR CELL PHONE AND TV.
9. Tom: Mom, can I go to Zoe's party?
Parent A: NO!!! I DONT TRUST YOU!!! YOU'LL GET HER PREGNANT!!!
Tom: Why don't you trust me? what have i done?
Parent A: BECAUSE I DONT!!! GO DO YOUR CHORES.
10. Parent B: I love you, Sally. Give me a kiss.
Sally: no thanks.
Parent B: YOUR SUPPOSED TO SAY I LOVE YOU BACK. ITS POLITE. GO TO YOUR ROOM STUPID CHILD.
11. Parent A: So, do you have any crushes at school?
Eva: Well... i kinda like jon. dont tell anyone.
-later that day at salon-
Parent A: Oh, Eva is totally in love with jon. *giggles*
*friends laugh along*
12. Joe: ok mom i'm going to liam's house. bye!!
Parent B: NO YOU CAN'T. YOUR GONNA GO WITH US TO MY MOTHERS HOUSE.
Joe: but just last night you said i could go!
Parent B: DOESNT MATTER. GO TO YOUR FUCKING ROOM, YOU LITTLE BRAT.
13 and 14, no example needed.
by ImSoGladIMovedOut December 31, 2008
Get the parentsmug. by aaron April 20, 2005
Get the parentsmug. People who are constantly trying to ruin your life.Or trying to embarress you to death or trying to "help" but instead,in the process,just making matters worse.
Parent:"Honey!I told julie that cheerleader girl,to help you with your training bra after swimming!" or "James!You can't go to that "Killers" concert!" or (In front of half the school)"Janelle!On tuesday we're shopping for pads!I Love you Bubblebutt!Make new friends, Janelly Welly pook!"
by Rock Goddess May 16, 2005
Get the parentsmug. a short example of parents
dad: take out the garbage, to your homework, feed the dog, do this do that, you are really stupid, you don't do anything right, I AM ALWAYS RIGHT YOU ARE ALWAYS WRONG
kid: SHUT UP!!! IM GOING INSANE
dad: What did you say? you're grounded
so as you can see if this keeps up you are probably gonna end up in the mental hospital
dad: take out the garbage, to your homework, feed the dog, do this do that, you are really stupid, you don't do anything right, I AM ALWAYS RIGHT YOU ARE ALWAYS WRONG
kid: SHUT UP!!! IM GOING INSANE
dad: What did you say? you're grounded
so as you can see if this keeps up you are probably gonna end up in the mental hospital
by EnigmaXT December 25, 2008
Get the parentsmug. Parents that make your life living hell until your 18, blame you for everything in the world that goes wrong, makes sure that you have no fun what-so-ever, never let you out of the house without them being attached to your ankles like a ball and chain.
And: People that HATE teens.
And: People that dont give a rap about how YOU feel.
And: People that HATE teens.
And: People that dont give a rap about how YOU feel.
Parents
teen: dad....can...i...
Dad: No time, No gas, No money, No care.
teen: thats getting a little old..
Dad: No.
Teen: how would You like to wake up tomorrow dead?
Dad: go to your room.
Teen: sons of mothers Dad just listen!!!
Dad: dont use that kind of languege!
Teen: What Lang!?
Dad: Go to your room.
*teen walks up stairs and off's himself/herself.
teen: dad....can...i...
Dad: No time, No gas, No money, No care.
teen: thats getting a little old..
Dad: No.
Teen: how would You like to wake up tomorrow dead?
Dad: go to your room.
Teen: sons of mothers Dad just listen!!!
Dad: dont use that kind of languege!
Teen: What Lang!?
Dad: Go to your room.
*teen walks up stairs and off's himself/herself.
by rthgrtgrtg April 7, 2008
Get the parentsmug. Those Whom Which Have Birth To You.
Those Whom Which Own You, And Everything You Possess Until The Age Of 18.
Okay, So Those Are The Basics That Everyone Can Agree On. Now Here The Part In
Which I May Get Some Downs For. I Don't Know If I Can Trust Peoples Accounts In The
Other Defs. But Hopefully, This Is What Defines SOME Parents.
Those Who Emphasize The Fact That They Own You, That You Have No Rights Under Their
House Until The Age Of 18.
Those Who Threaten You About Your Future And Constantly Go On Mad Tirades And Lectures
In Which Have No Actual Point.
Those Who Take All The Money You Have Or Get (From Any Source) And Freely Use It As
Their Own.
Those Who Lie To You Just To Make You Quiet Or A Obtain The Moments Peace.
Those Who Yell At You For Being Late, If Not Then Screaming At You For Not Being Early.
Those Who Have A Lot Money, Don't Spend Their OWN Money, And Find A Way To Get More Money
Regards Of The Risks And Events In Which They Will Cause.
Those Who Constantly Brag About How They Are Superior To You, In Every Aspect Of Life
And Always Pass The Blame To You In Front Of Their Colleagues.
Those Who Bombard You With Constant Statements About Your Friends Or The Names Of Anyone
They Come Across That Are Related To You Of How They Will One Day Betray You Until You
Are Paranoid And Have No Idea What It Was Like Being Naive.
Those Who Say They Love You, But Before You Can Open Your Mouth Have Already Back Stabbed
You.
Those Who Are Uncomfortable Seeing His/Her Child Do Nothing (Or Play) While They Are
Working Themselves.
Those Who Let Off Their Steam, Built Up On The Weekdays, On You Every Saturday
Morning.
Those Who Can Start A Bitch Fest From ABSOLUTELY NOTHING Despite The Fact That You Have
Said NOTHING AT ALL And Have Done Nothing Wrong Today.<Proven By Yours Truly.
Those Who Believe That Time=Maturity, Not Experience=Maturity, Because Otherwise,
Kids Would Be Equal To Parents, Which Is Considered Absurd.
Well, That's It! =P Now That I'm Scrolling Up From The Text Box, I Noticed That
I Was Flaming...I Don't Know, Maybe I'm Still Blind And Totally Oblivious To My
Parents True Intentions. Maybe I'm Still Ignorant And Naive And Haven't Seen The
Light Yet. Then Again, There's Still Time. Still Got 5 Years Till My Parents
Legally Have No Ownership Of Me. Jeez, Sure Let Off Some Bitterness There.
Those Whom Which Own You, And Everything You Possess Until The Age Of 18.
Okay, So Those Are The Basics That Everyone Can Agree On. Now Here The Part In
Which I May Get Some Downs For. I Don't Know If I Can Trust Peoples Accounts In The
Other Defs. But Hopefully, This Is What Defines SOME Parents.
Those Who Emphasize The Fact That They Own You, That You Have No Rights Under Their
House Until The Age Of 18.
Those Who Threaten You About Your Future And Constantly Go On Mad Tirades And Lectures
In Which Have No Actual Point.
Those Who Take All The Money You Have Or Get (From Any Source) And Freely Use It As
Their Own.
Those Who Lie To You Just To Make You Quiet Or A Obtain The Moments Peace.
Those Who Yell At You For Being Late, If Not Then Screaming At You For Not Being Early.
Those Who Have A Lot Money, Don't Spend Their OWN Money, And Find A Way To Get More Money
Regards Of The Risks And Events In Which They Will Cause.
Those Who Constantly Brag About How They Are Superior To You, In Every Aspect Of Life
And Always Pass The Blame To You In Front Of Their Colleagues.
Those Who Bombard You With Constant Statements About Your Friends Or The Names Of Anyone
They Come Across That Are Related To You Of How They Will One Day Betray You Until You
Are Paranoid And Have No Idea What It Was Like Being Naive.
Those Who Say They Love You, But Before You Can Open Your Mouth Have Already Back Stabbed
You.
Those Who Are Uncomfortable Seeing His/Her Child Do Nothing (Or Play) While They Are
Working Themselves.
Those Who Let Off Their Steam, Built Up On The Weekdays, On You Every Saturday
Morning.
Those Who Can Start A Bitch Fest From ABSOLUTELY NOTHING Despite The Fact That You Have
Said NOTHING AT ALL And Have Done Nothing Wrong Today.<Proven By Yours Truly.
Those Who Believe That Time=Maturity, Not Experience=Maturity, Because Otherwise,
Kids Would Be Equal To Parents, Which Is Considered Absurd.
Well, That's It! =P Now That I'm Scrolling Up From The Text Box, I Noticed That
I Was Flaming...I Don't Know, Maybe I'm Still Blind And Totally Oblivious To My
Parents True Intentions. Maybe I'm Still Ignorant And Naive And Haven't Seen The
Light Yet. Then Again, There's Still Time. Still Got 5 Years Till My Parents
Legally Have No Ownership Of Me. Jeez, Sure Let Off Some Bitterness There.
Just Open Your Eyes. I'm Sure Anyone Can See What I'm Talking About. Then Again, Probably Not. =P
And Just Because I Have To Include The Word Of The Def, Here It Is: parents
And Just Because I Have To Include The Word Of The Def, Here It Is: parents
by whatismyname December 14, 2008
Get the parentsmug.