paradoxymoron

A person who argues in circles, often contradicting themselves

My social teacher is a bumbling paradoxymoron.

by Csjs September 8, 2008

paradouche

The term used to describe a situation in which one is cock-blocked by two parties simultaneously.

William Turner wanted to get with Elizabeth Swan, but was paradouched by Captain Jack Sparrow and Commodore James Norrington.

My attempt to get with this extremely hot chick last night, was pardouched by two lesbian lovers.

by AndreKrazySwede November 5, 2010

Paranoium

v. the act of making someone paranoid.

James showed a classic example of Paranoium when he tried to think Mary was going to die

by Suggests April 14, 2009

Este Parados

An Air Cadet term to get a particular squad on parade. It is not another language, simply something that sounds like it is.

Este Parados

by LegendaryBeast November 27, 2009

Paradouche

A situation or location that is unpleasant, pretentious, or outwardly obnoxious to normal people due to the employees, patrons, or any other people or person associated with it.

This bar sucks. I feel like I've died and gone to paradouche.

I don't go to that gym anymore. It's lame. Everyone just stares at themselves in the mirror the whole time. It's paradouche and no one seems to notice but me.

by Jookie7 September 1, 2011

Paradouch

a group of people who get together and smoke all day and play timesplitters

I dont wanna join your crapy paradouch-

by Jeff C April 3, 2004

Paradoxymoron

Someone who is a hypocrite, and their words contradict themselves, yet they manage to be a leader people and those people follow them, because they are blind to the hypocrisies.

That president is a paradoxymoron because he doesn't know what he believes so he just says things.

by spork7426 April 7, 2010