paperweight

A term describing a heavy technical item which no longer works and could easily be replaced.

"My computer's a total paperweight at the minute."

by Mr Ben February 8, 2005

Paperless Woodsman

Aka - Classy Woodsman

The act of utilizing one hand holding a bottle,can or other container to pour water down one's own butt crack while using the other hand to cleanse fecal debris from anus.

While camping this weekend , we ran out of toilet paper and had to pull a Paperless Woodsman to do business.

by Cmjjax April 22, 2017

Wax Papered

When tag teaming a girl, during double penetration, the two males put a piece of wax paper between their balls to reduce friction and gayness.

Dude, Derek and I totally wax papered that hot girl from the bar last night!

by dooman June 7, 2013

Two Ton Paperweight

a 4000 pound piece of shit car referenced on Psychostick's cd "We Couldn't Think of a Title"

My Two Ton Paperweight always dies.

by Chris Matlock September 21, 2007

New states of papere

The New States of Papere (also known as Impero delle Papere or Impero dei Toxic) is an italian discord server created in 2018 where you can flame other people and fight some civil war.

X: you're so fucking dumb! you're surely from New states of papere!
Y: i'm literally crying

by jak a rama May 17, 2021

papered down

It is the last few drinks of coffee, or other beverages in the paper to go cup.

Person1: "dude arnt you going to finish your coffee?"
Person2: "No man the rest is all papered down."

by Roger Badackter March 27, 2009

Paperments

This is what happens when paper meets document meets reproduction.

Dude I had this stack of papers next to my documents in my locker. Now I have a mess of paperments to take care of....

by Rorburger November 6, 2010