Hangxiety

That awkward moment it takes to find the hang-up button after the end of a Zoom call.

Hangxiety sucks

by Le Biscuitier November 9, 2020

Wangxiety

wang-zahy-i-tee

Also, wanxiety.

1. Psychiatry . a state of apprehension and psychic tension related to one's conviction of the inadequacy of his wang.
2. distress or uneasiness of mind caused by fear for one's wang. See also 'dickstress' or 'cockcern'.

Synonym: wangst

1. Charles: "Maybe you should get circumsized? I hear it makes your dick look bigger and may decrease your wangxiety."

Aaron: "Nah, I talked to a doctor and he argued against it. That was when I was seeing a doc about my dick fungus and my dick fungus was because I never knew I could pull my foreskin back all the way my whole life so the smegma accumulated and then I had a fear of pulling it back...then I finally did and now I'm clean lol."

2. When James Bond was kept restrained while a laser beam inched toward his groin, he was likely in a state of extremely high wangxiety.

by cjfinks September 16, 2010

Bangxiety

The nervousness you get before having sex with a new partner.

Tonight was Bernadette''s third date with Bobby and as she got ready she had a bad case of bangxiety.

by Faster Redhead November 4, 2016

Nangxiety

A state of which one becomes anxious due to the intake of nitrous oxide (nangs)

"Man, those nangs gave me a nangxiety attack!"

by thevibesofficialwotded March 1, 2019

Patxiety

A mental disorder characterized as a sudden and uncontrollable state of anxiety brought on by an overexposure to someone who has acheieved patstatus

dat bitch down bad with a case of patxiety 😳

by patdicckyJ May 31, 2021

Bangxiety

When you have this deep sexual tension but we both know that it's lame to call it that.

Instead of saying "Sexual Tension"... they should call it "Bangxiety" 🙃😁..
I'll see my self out 🤣

by DJ Dammit Man October 24, 2022

Paniety

The state of being bread.

I feel very paniety today.

by Gil Grissom April 19, 2011