pookiesnookumed

The effect/drunken state you get from chugging a bottle of Boone's Farm Apple Wine when you run out of beer at the apartment. Usually results in curling in the fetal position for 1-2 hours regretting the decision you just made while attempting to play Battlefield or Guitar Hero without getting sick.

Dude lets get pookiesnookumed this Friday.
Dude go get some Boone's Farm so we can get pookiesnookumed like fuck.

by Josh Rivers April 17, 2008

tough patooties

Sarcastic, similar to "deal with it", or "tough luck".

(1) And I've bored you to death, but tough patooties, cause I love talking about myself. I'm self-centered, as if you couldn't already tell.

(2) As my dad used to say, tough patooties. Here, as the dissenters in Bush v. Gore noted, the courts are taking the next logical step on the equal protection...

(3) If I missed you this week, tough patooties. This stuff is hard!

by hmakav November 28, 2006

Pookiestick

Any object with which a female masturbates

I had a back scratcher, but my sister took it and made it into a pookiestick

by Wurdz May 28, 2015

pookies

A word used to call someone adorable.

Yo i just 'erica-ed' that pookies

by spel September 15, 2010

Pazookie

To simultaneously urinate and defecate.

After waiting in line for the bathroom for an hour at the Michael Bolton concert, Rachel pazookied.

by Red Velvet Pazookie August 28, 2011

Pookiestick

Any penis-shaped object used by any given female to masturbate

"Hey man, what's on this back scratcher?"
"Don't touch that. It's my sister's pookiestick!"

by Wurdz May 28, 2015

paZOOkie

A deep-dish cookie that is the most delicious thing ever. Especially at BJs. It is correctly spelled as "Pizookie" but paZOOkie looks so much nicer. The capitalization of the "ZOO" in the middle indicates an emphasis on the pronunciation of those letters.

"Hey guys, it's that time of month again...scary movie and paZOOkie!"

"Oh my god you are so right Ron Shim"

"I know Alex. I always am."

by Ron Shim November 28, 2012