stat padding

Inflating one's individual score or statistics in a video game without productive contribution to gameplay. Usually refers to a style of play that neglects all other activities except those yielding easy points to personal score.

In games requiring teamwork, the "padder's" contribution to the team effort and their team's capabilities usually suffer as a result.

One probable origin of the expression is the video game Battlefield 2, where various, originally supportive activities could be abused to gain individual score without actually contributing to gameplay. In Battlefield: Bad Company 2 the tradition continued, as reviving dying players repeatedly with the defibrillator "pads" yielded relatively high personal score, but in most instances contributed little to the team effort, as the medic would essentially abandon all other activity, sometimes even being counterproductive by preventing teammates from playing freely.

*a round ends*
padder> "OH YEAH #1"
player> "we lost you statspadding dick, you cost us 30 tickets for your 2 kills"
padder> "YEAH BUT I AM THE BEST"
player> "no, you're just a score whore"
*player has joined the other team*

Red1> "god I hate stat padding"
Red2> "same, I just got revived three times in grenade spam"
Red1> "I know right, you're just stuck there, dying over and over again because some asshole keeps reviving and not shooting the enemies"

by TheGermanWolverine August 14, 2011

ambushed paddington

When you pull out and cum on your gf's teddy bear

My gf broke up with me last night after I ambushed paddington

by playa hater February 24, 2004

paddington ambush

When having sex w/ Girlfriend, man pulls out right before climax, then proceeds to blow his load on Girlfriends teddy bear.

If she gives does that again, she's getting the Paddington Ambush.

by Johnny Smack January 17, 2005

Paden

Their name is very unusual, but extremely unique. Paden's are usually very shy, but sweet. They are naturally good natured, and are very kind. They are drawn to kindness, and they don't judge. They have beautiful eyes, with a sparkling smile to match. They are easy to talk to, and they will be by your side when you need them. Not only are they the person of your dreams, they are so attractive, and have a cute smitten way to them. They don't talk about themselves non-stop, and their great listeners. If you known a Paden, consider your self lucky. Great people are hard to come by, and a Paden is the one for you.

Hey you know that Paden kid?
Yeah hes so nice!
Thats because he's a Paden

by thegirlnextdoor12345 September 10, 2012

click padding

Mouse clicking in order to pad your mouse clicking stats. There are applications that can count your left, middle, and right mouse button clicks.

Brandon was click padding on the same folder for over an hour.

by MelloMan March 28, 2007

track padding

The first time you rub a girls clitty and you dont know what to do so your flicking your fingers about all over the place like in the track pad on a laptop

Rob : what were you doing last night john?
John: I was track padding your sister

by dominostick January 27, 2015

Puddentaine

A fake name or AKA provided when you do not wish to give your own.

When someone asks your name, just respond, ”Puddentaine, ask me again and I’ll tell you the same!”

by Dr Bunnygirl September 11, 2019