pearl jam

slang for human male testicular ejaculation

i love your wifes buns,especially when she lets me spread my pearl jam all over them.

by jcarter April 16, 2006

pearl jam

1.A sticky white substance known as semen which is usually diposited pretty much anywhere on a womans body

2.also a great band of the 90's

uncle andy:i know your thinking well uncle andy if i cant spew in mr sock where does the pearl jam go, well im glad you asked there is alot of things we can use aroudn the house instead of a goo glove

by the king mauahha January 1, 2007

Pearl Jam

Great band that actually gives a shit about their music and their surroundings.

Vedder gave a tiring speach about Bush, but still put on a great show.

by elvis June 27, 2003

pearl jam

Semen.
Derived from the color and texture of male ejaculate.

Joe: "Oh Betty, I'm coming!"
Betty: "Shoot your pearl jam all over my tits!"

by Darin October 2, 2005

pearl jam

the day after having sexual intercourse with a women and going to the bathroom to take a piss and a piece of dried up cum flys out that resembles a pearl.

dude, i banged tina and woke up with a pearl jam.

by john black jr. December 6, 2011

Pearl Jam

One of the best bands of the 90's by far, and a whole lot better then any of the shit being called 'music' today.

Eddie Vedder is a God, and the lead singer of Pearl Jam.

by Chels January 24, 2004

Pearl Jam

The act of stuffing valuables into any choice of one's orifices for the purpose of hiding the valuables so they can be stolen.

"I don't have enough money to afford these grapes so I'm going to pearl jam them in my vagina and walk out."

by the truth about james April 25, 2017