Person

A person is a word for a human being.
It is weird though.

A person is my dad
who the hell is that person!

by crazy555 July 17, 2005

Person ∞

The creator of the person species.

Person 1: We need to stop them.
Person 2: You realize Person 0 is GONE? You seeing things or somethin'
Person ∞, watching above: ...

by bizzylmao0 November 9, 2022

person

Plural form: people.

Also, see dumbass.

I'm surrounded by stupid people. Stupid people who think school is a waste of time and would rather get a job drug dealing or prostituting.

by dj_gs68 November 9, 2003

person

What you call a person that annoys you or makes you very angry when you are lacking a better term or are trying to refrain from using profanity.

He was taunting her endlessly so she finally turned around and yelled, "You PERSON!" and stalked off.

by Lexiandra September 4, 2007

person

any animal who has 46 chromosomes, and is built on our human genome.

"Screwing anyone who isn't human is beastiality."

by Jay September 5, 2003

Person

The word that you use to refer to someone when you don't know their name.

"Thank you, person!"
"Heeey---person..."
"It was that person over there."

by Magnolious November 21, 2017

person

The opposite of a alien

A person is a mammal and is not from outer space, therefore it is not a alien.

by Alien?123456789 January 11, 2017