The Candace Owens effect

A member of a marginalized community saying that the community isn't marginalized and/or deserve to be marginalized for personal gain

Person 1: Queers aren't oppressed, I have a gay friend who said they weren't
Person 2: that's just The Candace Owens effect

by Meckma October 6, 2021

good omens

The most awesome book in the world. It is the tale of the apocalypse with the antichrist Adam, the supposed evil Crowley and the ever goodwilled Azi. It is a work of art written in collaberation between two fabulous master minds, fantasy writer Neil Gaiman, and British humorist Terry Pratchett.

If you are bored of the everyday drivel they serve as reading materials, check out Good Omens, which is funny as hell.

by Cherrycallista July 14, 2006

Owen Grayed

When you’re hooking up with a guy and he goes down on the gal so well that you don’t know how he can ever eat again and you’re worried that your gal has been ransacked because his mouth was crafted by Jesus fucking Chris himself.

I had to blend up my boyfriend eggs and bacon this morning because he owen grayed it last night. He has to get his jaw wired shut tomorrow.

by WeatherForcast March 26, 2022

Smith-Owen

The surprise insertion of one or more digits into a person's anus. The Smith-Owen is usually performed in an unsympathetic manner, without the aid of lubrication.

That poor girl took an aggressive Smith-Owen last night.

by Dave1023 June 1, 2009

OSMEN

OSMEN (the soul of Osman I), the creature that rapes men and later eats them along with their soul, taking over their body. OSMEN hunts at night and takes ACT practice tests during the day. OSMEN undergoes a full transformation when under the influence of three intoxicants: weed, alcohol, and nicotine. Even when under the influence of one he will be noticeably more gay.

“Oh shit, oh fuck, cover your ass and run OSMEN is coumming (a combination of cum and come)”

by MOUNKIE July 3, 2020

Playboi Carti The Omen

This phrase is used to mean anything and can substitute for any noun or even verb.

That guy won't stop Playboi Carti The Omening me.

by Hermann Ogsby June 3, 2017

Clive Owen

Quite possibly the most arousing man to ever kiss on screen. Expletive, this man makes me want to pound.

Oh god, if these people insist on PDA, they could at least involve Clive Owen.

by Sarica Mibley January 3, 2006