Oven Mitt

An advanced sex technique in which one partner wears an oven mitt and puts four in the stink (rectum) and one in the pink (vagina).

After Jennifer received an Oven Mitt from Tommy she said "Send my regards to the chef!"

by Soul Drayden October 31, 2018

dutch oven mitt

when one farts on one's hand, while it is in the shape of a cup, then places the cupped hand on another's face.

camille gave kevin a dutch oven mitt while he was sleeping, causing him to gag.

by Camille...tcc July 6, 2007

Polish Oven Mitt

When you bake a kielbasa at 350° F for 15 minutes, then broil on high for 5 additional minutes. Proceed to pick up the kielbasa with designated “Polska” embroidered oven mitt and tenderly insert into lover’s dupa while whispering “gołabki”

“Honey, it’s cold out tonight. I could really use a Polish oven mitt”

by NaughtyKielbasa69 December 26, 2019

Chinese Oven Mitt

When during an oriental massage, the masseuse or masseur attempts to or successfully puts their fist into the client's anal cavity.

Derek: How did your massage go dude?

Brandon: shit man, I payed for a happy ending and she tried to give me the Chinese Oven Mitt!

by Hodenkrieg June 12, 2009

Greasy Oven Mitt

During a round of hardcore intercourse, a man places his testicles within the anus of a female.

Can be used in conjunction with a meat thermometer.

That chic was a freak. I gave her a greasy oven mitt and she loved it!

by Greasy13 July 27, 2010

oven mitt tits

titties that are so hot, that they are indeed too hot to handle with your bare hands.

Eric: hey Daniel, did you get a shot of that ol' fuck whistle with the insane oven mitt tits? Daniel: yeah, i caught them shits, and let me tell you that them titties were right above par. shit bird worthy!!

by queefridersoftheseventhdawn March 20, 2011

Oven Mitt

n. The oven mitt is an act which is performed in conjunction with anal sex. The male may perform said act on himself, or another participant may be involved. While the male is fucking a female in the ass, either the male, or other participant reaches in the females pussy, grabs the dick, and gives the male a hand job.

Those bitches are freaks. I was fuckin sally in the ass and her sister reached in and gave me an oven mitt.

by wtf78 April 27, 2010