oubliette

Actually: An underground chamber with access only from the top . (18th Century)

Modern Slang: Asshole

Fold that into a tiny piece and shove them in your oubliette.

by Walter Street August 31, 2017

outfielder

Much like an Upper Decker but instead of defacating in the upper part of a toilet you defacate in a water softener salt tank. Mostly used in the country where people have wells and need water softeners to remove hardness, iron, etc.

That party sucked. I was going to give them an Upper Decker but when I saw the water softener in the bathroom closet I decided to give them an Outfielder instead.

by bill1970 November 12, 2009

outlet envy

A bitter state of jealousy that comes about when spending way more time than should be allowed in a cafe or coffee shop and the following two conditions are met: (1) all of the seats near outlets are taken and (2) your laptop battery is low.

Lauren was suffering from outlet envy while loitering at Borders one Saturday night, as her laptop battery was at 13% and she could not get a seat near an outlet.

by dj for pdubs February 28, 2010

Outlive

to survive or last beyond (a specific person sometimes)

Every father wants his daughter to outlive him

by always_and_forever March 5, 2019

go commit fork in outlet

an insult of asking someone to die by sticking a fork in an outlet

"jim: go commit fork in outlet!"

"john: BZZZRTTTT"

"jim:john?"

by fallboygo October 10, 2021

Outtie 5000

An exit phrase such as Goodbye. Only cooler.

See you guys, I'm outtie 5000

by DJ REFRIDGERATOR March 9, 2004

Outlet Shopping

When your cell phone, iPod or computer battery is just about to die, and you are engaged in a frantic hunt for an electrical socket to plug it into at an airport, you're "outlet shopping".

"Man, my phone gave up the ghost at LaGuardia, and I was outlet shopping for 15 minutes 'cos none of these geeks would let me plug in..."

by Uncle Des June 27, 2009