Ostrich

When a man and a woman break the bed whilst having sex. Ostrich (Sexual Term)

Michael: Did you and sally fuck last night?
James: Yeah, don't tell john though.
Michael: I won't
James: Thanks, that sex was great, but our bed did a ostrich.

by Benis lover February 9, 2022

ostrich

A man with a long skinny physique. An alternative word for lanky.

Tom: That tall brer needs to hit the gym!

James: He's an ostrich fam!

by jmill69 March 11, 2011

Ostrich

n. pl. ostrich or os·trich·es

1.The fine art of busting on a girl's face beachside, and then proceeding to give the unsuspecting recipient a swift faceplant into the sand.
2.A large, swift-running flightless bird (Struthio camelus) of Africa, characterized by a long bare neck, small head, and two-toed feet. It is the largest living bird.

"Danielle's sub-par fallatio skills made her a prime target for the ostrich"

"Although Dee thought she was out of danger, a stealthily peformed Ostrich put her in her place."

by :-D April 10, 2003

ostrich

To hit or push your own or others knees with enough force to cause the knees to bend backwords causing ones legs to look like an ostrich

Guy1: Hey did you see that video were that guy got his legs bent backwords

Guy2: Ya he totaly got ostriched

by pakmann October 30, 2012

OSTRICH

Takes place on a massage table. With your face in the hole, you stick your ass up in the air during the lower back/upper thigh portion of the massage in order to coax the masseuse into massaging your anus.

That massage was the best! As soon as I did the ostrich, she went two knuckles deep!

by Sandra & Bonnie September 6, 2007

Ostrich

A woman with nice legs, nice hips, and big hair, but no tits.

Yeah! I fucked the Hell out of Mary last night!

Wow! I bet it was great seeing her naked!

Well, she does look pretty damn good naked, but, she must stuff her bra or wear falseys or somethin', she is definitely an ostrich dude.

by Jack Bozdog December 10, 2006

Ostrich

a man or a woman who enjoys giving a woman oral sex.

Someone enjoys sticking their head in holes, well so do ostriches.

by WhoaDaddy December 2, 2011