Oscor

A german based company, with a foothold in Palm Harbor Florida and in the DR. No one lasts very long. Your more likely to be fired or laid off, than to have a chance to quit. Regular layoffs around Christmas every year(at least 10 people). In 2011 they had an employ appreciation lunch less than a week before letting 18 go. "make sure you hold on to your ticket stub we have prizes after lunch." I won a free second burger, I'm not even sure if it was beef but i was so hungry which really sucks cause I'm JEWISH ya muthafucking NAZI!!!

Dude1: I'm so glad my dad's insurance covered his new pacemaker, yeah top of the line good old Oscor engineering.

Disgruntled Oscor employe: No don't put that shit in his body he'll Fucking die.

by mattymcmattamus August 10, 2012

oscoda handshake

When you are drinking around a Bon fire, out of no where your spouse says “I really want to scissor tonight”. Then some random hot girl you didn’t even realize was there drinking with you says “I’m in.” This is found to be a typical greeting in Oscoda Michigan.

We went camping last weekend and sure enough my wife ended up greeting the neighbors with an Oscoda handshake. It was a pleasurable introduction.

by Bartlebee May 5, 2020

oscol

1. Fool,silly,dumbass,stupid in persian
2. Those persians who are suprised when they see weird persian-word in urban dictionary

A:dude! Did you see that "pashmam" word in urban dic? It got famous in world, I cant bel...
B: Dumbass! U can add any word in that dic!!
A: but dude...
B: you know what? Its not your fault... youre just an oscol!!

by Alishimi August 17, 2018

Oscoda

Noun Pronounced ah-SCOH-duh. A small city in northeastern Michigan situated about 60 miles south of the 45th Parallel where the AuSable River meets Lake Huron. Originally a logging and fishing town Oscoda is now more like the Wild West of old. Poker games aren't hard to find and there are more guns than people. The community that we call Oscoda is a tangled web in which we all are guilty of eating our trapped flies...It is the Eddie Money Vortex of the Universe, home to Foote Pond, Sunrise Side Posse, Monkey Mike and Sloppy Joe who's fitching for a big fitch god damnit! O-town, O-Scrotum, The Big O, Scodi...Oscoda is The Office Lounge, Old Orchard Park and The River Queen. The most beautiful city in the world to be certain this little nowhere town actually makes the world go around...come see us:)

Let's go to Oscoda and never leave cause it's so effin RAD!)

by Teighmne Verk Aught September 30, 2010

oscoda

One of the most beautiful cities in Michigan...A summer town. Home to Desi's Taco Lounge, The Dam Store, Foote Pond & Dam, The Old Wurtsmith Airforce Base, and the AuSable River. The river holds one of the biggest canoe races in the country....Oscoda schools also educated one of the Columbine Killers and was a home to Timothy McVeigh.

Whats Oscoda like?
Its got alot of trees and alot to drink, plus amazing american-mexican cuisine and pretty beaches. and deer.

by Amy P March 3, 2008

Oscoda

The pursuit of happiness. Oscoda can mean what ever you want it to mean for your current situation.

“Christian whats wrong bro”. “Idk mane just feeling down lately” “You just need to find your Oscoda man”

by Thin.Fellow June 11, 2018

Colin-oscopy

n. When an English teacher named Colin grades an essay harshly.

Damn, Mr. Steigleder gave me a routine Colin-oscopy on my Junior Thesis paper.

by Purell444 January 22, 2014