Oswaldo

a small mexican child, normally found in California. Small and fierce, he can run at the speed of donkeys, and smashes down tacos without sheding one beat of sweat.

i found an oswaldo in oakland! Man could that sucka run faassstt!!!

by wtf_monkey February 20, 2009

Oswaldo

A hot Mexican boy who is very athletic. This boy loves to play soccer with his friends and he is very caring. Oswaldo is not player he is a lover and will make any girl fall in love with him.

Oswaldo is so cute
Ugh I can’t believe Oswaldo is taken

by iWillMakeYouHappy December 17, 2019

Oswaldo

That nigga likes penis

That nigga Oswaldo likes penis

by Oswaldo likes penis October 22, 2019

Oswaldo

Most full homo person ever sucks braylons cockadoodledoo

Is that oswaldo suckling a chicken

by Turts the god November 13, 2019

Oswaldo

Boooooooooooooooooooooòôõœoooooooooòooïiiiiiįiiiiīiiiiìiii oswaldo is known as a sticky plastic Mexican man on the ceiling that like bread and corn

Did u see oswaldo?

by TheFoxInATopHat February 10, 2018

Oswaldo

Gayest human on earth sucks beniahs cockadoodledoo

Look at oswaldo over there he is so gay right yeah look at him.

by Turts the god November 13, 2019

Oswaldo

A guy that’s proudly lesbian and likes men

Hey oswaldo, how was ur sexual Intercourse with Joshua?

by Thehomobeatersson November 21, 2021