Orting

A town in Washington state, situated near the foot of Mt. Rainier where the Carbon and Puyallup rivers meet. Originally formed for loggers and farmers, which is why there are used to be so many farms. Over the past several years, the farms have turned into housing developments and terrible traffic in the mornings.

No one's ever heard of Orting unless they live there, and except a few people from the surrounding towns when they vaguely remember they drove through it on their way to some remote mountain destination.

Filled with white trash, lots of emos kids, druggies, potential suicides, pre/teen sex, high school football and Carhartt jackets. The housing developments have added some more 'normal' families intent on living in a place with the beautiful scenic views--except it was only there before all the houses were added into the valley.

Also has the Orting Trail, which used to be a railroad and was changed into a paved trail. Not only that, but if Mt. Rainier explodes, it's supposed to function as the escape route from the lahar for grade schoolers. Good luck with that, kiddies.
Anywhere 20 miles or more from Orting city limits:

"So, where're you from?"

"Orting."

"...Where's that?"

"Near Mt. Rainier... and Sumner, Bonney Lake, Buckley, Enumclaw, etc."

"Oh!"

"No way! You've actually heard of it??"

"...I think I drove through it once."
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Ort

"After she swallowed my jizz, she made a funny gurgling sound and she discovered an ort in her mouth."
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ort

The way that some southern-folk, like myself, say "ought".
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(arsehole)

you can use this to describe someone who annoys you for example...
" James is a big fat smelly ort.."
or
"joel is too scared to admit he loves ort..."

or you can use it multiple times in a sentence...

" james smells ortful(awful) he ort to have a shower and wash his smelly ort"
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-noun
Someone who sniffs bicycle seats.
"Why don't you like Charlie?"

"Because he's a fucking ort!"
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Ort

Ort is an abbreviated version of 'Alright' and is mainly used to greet someone.

This word originates from Bristol, England
"Hey Man, You Ort?"

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1. An exclamatory phrase typically used after a burn.
2. An phrase to express excitement.
3. Synonymous with "awt" (pronounced awwwwwwwt/ought)
1.
A: Dude this shit burns like a bitch.
B: That's what your mom said.
C: ORT!!!

2. A:Dude I got free tickets to the big game!
B:ORT!!! (in place of... oh shit!)
by Ort-Man. May 28, 2007
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