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bang or bust in five

To know within five minutes of meeting a chick, whether or not you have a chance to sleep with her.
Sean always says "bang or bust in five"...he always knows what his chances of bedding a girl are in the first five minutes of meeting her.
by sweet-tart April 25, 2015
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Is that a banana in your pocket or are you just happy to see me?

Usually said to someone when it appears that they have a boner.

Said to embarass/draw attention to said person

Banana can be replaced with a multitude of things, i.e cucumber, pencil, roll of quarters, mint container, etc.
Guy 1: *walks into room*
Guy 2: Hey is that a banana in your pocket or are you just happy to see me?
Guy 1: *looks down*
Everyone: *Laughs*
by Neon Ninja Kills You November 1, 2009
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Queen Zinga (or N'zinga) M'Bandi

The king of Ngola (modern day Angola) had a sister named N’Zinga N’Bandi (1582–1663), or Mistress Ana de Souza, name of baptism in the Catholic church), who served as the negotiator of treaties with the Portuguese. She became queen in 1624 when her brother died, and assigned women important government offices. The Portuguese broke the peace agreement, so she led her largely female army against the invaders and built a strong confederation with neighbor kingdoms to eradicate the Portuguese. She ruled until she died at the age of 81.
The restless warrior Queen Zinga fought fiercely for over 40 years against the colonisation and slavery in Congo and Angola.
by Dino March 13, 2005
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Jelly Bracelets Or in Australia.. Fuck me Bands

These bracelets have been around for years, from when I was a kid.. I have an 8 year old friend now who loves them to death.. She wants a whole lot up her arm.. I only wear purple and black, because they are my fav colours.
I know Black means Fucking, but Purple.. I have no idea.. No one is going to break mine, and if they do, they can go buy me more!!
by Flutts January 4, 2004
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Bandon or Biebs

A particularly crude, yet entertaining game played most generally at parties where one person will give the other person two names and ask who they would rather anally penetrate. The first choice is always between Bandon or Biebs- which the answer most always has to be Biebs or else the person answering has serious issues. The only rules are that you may not ask about significant others or family members without previous permission.
person one-"Hey Ryan- Bandon or Biebs"
person two-"Biebs. Hey Derrick, Biebs or Alli"
person three- "Alli."

and so on....
by Kcarson6688 October 4, 2006
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Woadi Online shopping Marketplace, Buy and sell everything from Woadi.com, or search all of Bangladesh
by Woadi October 19, 2020
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Orban Dictionary

The dictionary of the right-wing Hungarian Prime Minister. It usually consists of blaming a pathetic 'supranational' European authority, LGBT people and immigration for the country's problems, while also omitting that crippling corruption and a shortage of educated people would be more plausible causes.
Also, catering to a braindead electorate using quasi-Fascist terminology is the peak of the Orban Dictionary.
Dolfa Tilher: Jews, Gays, Romanis...
Functioning human being: Are you reciting the Orban Dictionary?
by Iyob Yulius March 2, 2022
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