Omnitard

To be more retarded than all; a person more retarded than all

you're so omnitarded

by Gabe November 2, 2003

omnitasking

To multitask on more than one operating system at one time.

It was hard to pay attention to the conversation when I was omnitasking by listening to music and word processing on the Mac, whilst chatting and image manipulating on Windows on the PC.

by Challudym October 24, 2003

Omnitard

noun; insult; someone who is an all-around idiot; coming from the word "omni" (meaning "all") and "retarded"; a less-offensive word than "retarded"

1) After a girl sticks a fork in an electrical socket while standing in a puddle of water, she can officially be classified as an omnitard.

2) To be used in any situation when the person is behaving in an ignorant fashion.

by MadzCatch January 8, 2011

omnitasking

To go beyond multitasking, to do basically the maximum of things at the same time.
Not necessarily only for IT systems; can be across any group of task.

"Man, I am overloaded! I am reading this manual, typing emails, listening to conference calls and telling my dog to stop chewing my slippers, while my mates are texting with me."
"You are omnitasking!"

by UK-Fynbos March 13, 2020

Oontaa

Biggest man in the room, and has no trouble getting woman.

He's so oontaa I wish I was him.

by Biggest definition guy April 24, 2022

oonta

the most pleasureable, unbelieveable, most awesome, intense sex ever.

durring spring break me and my girl friend went to our hotel room after dinner and had "oonta".

by cory ortiz April 11, 2005

omnitangential

1. Divergence and marginal relevance in every direction.

This omnitangential message board thread is going nowhere.

by Hollow are the Ori May 19, 2006