One-percenter

The percentile road traffic of entitled, middle-class, able-bodied narcissistic cyclists who manage to corrupt entire political systems.

Is that a cyclomaniac? No! It's a one-percenter, just another prick cycling around claiming the represents the masses when he was born with a silver spoon in every orifice and still claims to be unrepresented.

by witshang February 10, 2022

One Percenter

When your phone is at one percent but that one percent ends up lasting a real long time

"Wow my phone pulled such a one percenter last night!"

by Nicki Dominates February 15, 2017

Honorary One Percenter

A Useful Idiot/Elitist Worshiper that worships the one percent, supports their economic goals including trickle down economics. Unlike a true member of the 1 Percent, a Honorary One Percenter doesn't have economic capital to truly be one hence his Honorary Status. A Honorary One Percenter can be corporatist, libertarian, or a conservative among other political demographics. What is required of one is their loyalty to the 1 percent and their plutocratic ideals. Including undermine the ability of the people to have a voice in a Representative Democracy

Paul listen to the Honorary One Percenter whine about how horrible the 1 percent in America had it when it came to their tax rate. All the while bashing those who barely had anything for having it easy.

by Libertatis January 26, 2015

One Percenter Problem

A problem that a person whose income percentile is in the top 1% of a wealthy, industrialized country's income experiences that people in the 99% would probably roll their eyes at.

(This term is a continued division of the term "First World Problem.")

Which iPad 3 should I buy for my dog, the white or black one? I know this is a One Percenter Problem, but I'll just get both.

by EMarcisak04 June 16, 2012

one percenter gag

A joke inj a book, movie or television series that is so obscure that only %1 of the audience will get it.

The Wish Upon a Weinstein episode of Family Guy is full of one percenter gags.

by Zyklon-B April 22, 2004

my phone is on one percent

if used in an argument, this means that someone can’t think of any more comebacks and you have won.

*in an argument*
“sorry my phone is on one percent i have to go”

by reece10i March 16, 2021

One percenter

One percenter can sometimes mean the one percent of the population that takes up new technology first.
People who line up for days to buy the latest iPhone before everyone else gets it are one percenters, not because they are the one percent richest or the one percent most intelligent but because they have a constant need to feel special or exclusive.

My neighbor just installed a Tesla Wall. It will take him 150 years to pay it back in power savings but I guess being a one percenter is priceless.

by anonymous July 27, 2021