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one eye on netflix

When you are receiving a pity bj from your long-term significant other. Usually while their attention is divided between you and another task.

Similar to Netflix and chill.
Beers bro?
Nah man, my girl's got one eye on Netflix.
by Greenbeener January 27, 2016
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One Eye Bass

When having doggy-styled sex, you replace your penis with a beer bottle (or perform anything totally unexpected and/or vile), thus prompting her to give you an incredulous look from one side of her face.
Since her back is facing you, she couldn't spin her head completely around to give you that look (unless she's Megan from The Exorcist), thus resorting to face you with one side of her face, looking like a fish laid flat on one side.

When used in the context of man on man action, it can be re-worded to One Eye Lance Bass. A dedication to the out-of-closet NSync member.
While doing it doggy style with my girlfriend, I ejaculated into her without prior consent. She gives me the one eye bass, and proceeds to kick me in the nuts.
by Alan Chan September 11, 2008
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Dirty One Eye

A big hairy ass hole...sometimes dirty and very dark
A Dirty one eye is an Ass hole , Butt hole
by Ham Sandwich with mustard July 23, 2011
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old one eye

Male genitalia, specifically the "poker", or penis.
Old one eye snuck a look at her roast beef.
by Tornado69 May 10, 2006
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One eye willy

The act of having one eye closed and cheesin like a bitch, whilst under the influence of that sticky icky. The word orginated in BTOWN by two ripped up potheads
Doing that one eye willy!
You were definitely doing the one eye willy last nite
by TCapp November 14, 2010
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ol' one eye

The PENIS. Synonyms: Penis, one eyed snake, one head jack, etc.
My girl went "downtown" to meet ol' one eye.
by Trog_Dor_the_Burninator December 10, 2003
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evil one eye

After you donkeypunch someone they will more than likely look back at your sternly, however you will only see one of their eyes, but you can still tell they are looking stern. This in essence is the evil one eye.
"I donkeypunch'ed your mom last night and she gave me the evil one eye."
by rick james' ghost September 8, 2004
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