sweet zombie jesus on a pogo stick!

Phrase used in extreme exclamation. Derived by the chracacter of Black Mage in "8-bit Theatre" as he was being held over a pot of deadly acid.

Sweet zombie jesus on a pogo stick, we're screwed!

by Ron_Thornbrash May 24, 2005

Holy jumping Jesus on a jet ski

This shows shock or surprise to something that has just occurred.

Person 1: I bought you a Lamborghini

Person 2: HOLY JUMPING JESUS ON A JET SKI! I love you so much!

by celeste.doorknob March 30, 2015

on baby jesus

its just somethin i made up

somebody: you lying
me: on baby jesus i aint lyin
ian trippin on baby jesus
on baby jesus yhu mad weird 🥱💯.

by Ty💀 September 18, 2020

Holy Jesus on Ice Skates!

A example of a OMG phrase

guy 1: Holy Jesus on Ice Skates!!!
guy 2: Wats the deal?
guy 1: Gary Coleman died!!!!!!!!

by mjd15 June 23, 2010

jumping jesus on a pogo stick

Something that really catches your attention.

"Jumpin' Jesus on a pogo stick, did you see that chicks nugs!"

by sinner January 20, 2003

Jesus On Fiverr

Jesus is an internet celebrity who you can hire to say any thing you want on the website Fiverr. He will dress ina jesus costume and say your message. Many YouTubers (such as Pewdiepie, and JackSucksAtLife) have hired him.

You should make Jesus On Fiverr say it.

by PickleRickle123 August 31, 2018

Jesus on a fucking boat

Your a weird emo kid who has low self esteem

Oh god Jeff Jesus on a fucking boat it’s a furry

by Hdx January 31, 2022