Go Jehovah on his ass

When you join a religion because your child hates you on every holiday because it doesn't meet some crazy expectation.

Parent 1: Ben went totally crazy this Easter because he didn't get that race track.

Parent 2: It's time to go Jehovah on his ass. No more fucking holidays ever!

by bbone22 September 7, 2012

Always on my ass

It means to annoy or be on someone constant or always behind your back and it's mean to do that.

My Teacher is always on my ass that I didn't turn in my project last week.

by Bikerninja1997 July 10, 2018

ass on table

1) Forgetting something extremely important

2) Screwing up

3) Messing up

Jason: Wow I don't have my car keys..

Ernie: WDF ASS ON TABLE DUDE!

by Borntwopk December 12, 2013

Don't let the door hit you on the ass

This means the same thing as, "Beat it," or, "Get the hell outta here," or, "Yeah, the door is this way, pal."

When Wayne's job interview was going poorly and he had a fight with the interviewer, the interviewer kindly asked him to leave by saying, "Yeah, Don't let the door hit you on the ass, buddy."

by Billthrill1 April 21, 2007

Pin the tail on his ass

A horrible and undefinable jail metaphor with a negative inflection. Most likely insuring a murder or rape, or the legendary MurderRape.

YO! I'm sick of this ni**a man! KEV! Pin the tail on his ass!

by JayHairston October 5, 2011

wearing your ass on your face

wearing your ass on your face to forcibly implant your face into your ass similar to having a foot in your ass but much more severe

don't mess with officer smith or you will be wearing your ass on your face

by littlejimmie December 7, 2019

I'm on yo ass

User of the phrase: is about to begin or is already in the process of joking about/ dissing the receiver of the phrase.

Synonym Phrase: I'm about to roast on you.

Somewhat of a taunt or gloat.

Example 1

Guy 1: "Hahaha! Is that fake Polo?"

Guy 2: "Oh you, tryna' roast? Bruh I'm on yo ass! Ol, high water, flipped collar, no dollar lookin' boy!"

Example 2

Guy 1: "That's what yo momma said when she left last night!"

Guy 2: "Shut up man! yeen funny!"

Guy 1: "Hahaha! Boy I'm on yo ass!"

by Zip Zack November 27, 2012