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thigh opener

any type of alcohol that will turn an usually chaste woman into a raging nymphomaniac.
Everyone kept telling me forget Betty, she's gonna die a virgin, well after a couple shots of thigh opener........... need I say more.
by elpasospike November 14, 2009
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Season Opener

Noun. The first girl you fuck after a streak of not getting it in for a long time. Usually a fugly girl who you wouldn't normally fuck, but do so anyway out of the necessity to warm up and get back in the game.
Subey: "Moustapha, you should fuck Moby as a season opener because you haven't been able to get it in since the accident and you need some practice, yeah?"
Moustapha: "Oh Hell yea. Usually I'm repulsed by her because she's a big girl, but I have the biggest boner now just thinking about her. I'll seduce her with my new Ralph Lauren scarf."
by Krazy K 69 February 11, 2014
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Leg opener

A dude that’s so hot that you’d bang him in a second.
by Misslinds April 6, 2021
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ojete

a spanish term which means asshole, or stingy. Used in various occasions such as these.
Chuy: May i have some of those cookies.
Jerry: No
Chuy: No seas ojete guey.
by chuy ayala July 3, 2005
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Turkish Eye Opener

When in the process of giving oral sex to a male, a finger is forcefully jammed into the receiver's rectum without prior knowledge.
When Biggie G was blowing Johnnie B, he decided to surprise him with a Turkish Eye Opener to get him to cum quicker. Johnnie B screamed with delight after the initial shock.
by Marty D January 3, 2007
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Opened the ham

To pass wind with a sweet 'hammy' aroma.
Oh man! Which smelly fück's opened the ham?
by Beardross January 17, 2008
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opened up

Gaming: When an initial hit/confirm is landed, presumably leading to damage .Prominent in the fighting game community or any games that would involve combat.
He was scared of the overhead so he blocked high and got opened up low
by Quizan August 18, 2016
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