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Ointment Nurse

A complimentary term toward a nurse who places ointment in the fornix of eyes after eye muscle surgery.
Doctor: “Ointment nurse.”... “Ointment nuuuuuurse.”

Nurse: I’ll be there in a second to place the ointment.
by Bill Brasky the man June 19, 2018
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Ointment and pee

"You smell like ointment and pee."
"No, YOU smell like ointment and pee!"
by America Lover 🇺🇸 December 11, 2018
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Sacred Ointment

The Ointment Chris Sabat likes to apply during his casting couches
Stephanie: No Chris! Keep your Sacred Ointment away from me!
by Anime Boobies September 8, 2019
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a fly in the ointment

A minor irritation, or hiccup that makes a failure out of something that would otherwise have been a success.
There is always a fly in the ointment! My ticket matched all six white numbered balls, but didn't match the green Lucky Ball! Still scored one hundred thousand!!! I ain't mad at 'em!
by talk2me-JCH2 April 9, 2021
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nose ointment

A nose ointment is a person who noses from ther window & then goes and tells other people what they presume has happened.. Which ends up as Chinese Whispers..
Oh my god look at that Nose ointment , you can see them behind there blinds/curtains Looking Nosey so& So...
by Thebody66 May 15, 2016
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Blue Star Ointment

An ointment for any opposite team the Dallas Cowboys play, especially when they're about to beat the Dallas Cowboys.
I love seeing that Blue Star Ointment applied on the Dallas Cowboys.
by Mr. Terrence L. Trezvant November 25, 2004
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Onion in the ointment

From the Simpsons, Abe Simpson often refers to it. Similar to "the fly in the ointment," except with an old timer twist.
I forgot to bring the Sisterhood of the Travelling pants!
Well that's the onion in the ointment.
by onioninointment July 10, 2011
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