Rare Ohioan Entity

Your daily encounters if you ever go to the state of Ohio

*Someone*: "I just met a Rare Ohioan Entity"

by Im a double faced entendre November 18, 2022

Ohioan

The language of Ohio

Brick in Ohioan is "brick".

by Gorge Da Firs January 27, 2023

Ohioan

noun, a summer visitor (irregardless of origin) to the Virginia Beach resort area.

I can't find a place to park in the summer cuz of all the Ohioans in town.

by White Andre April 22, 2009

ohioan

Someone who is born and raised in the biggest shit hole in the United States of America. Ohioans are usually pasty white trash who move out of their homeland once possible. When they move to another state, Ohioans pull out their Ohio State T-shirts and tell you how great the state, but everyone knows their state is the anus of America.

Bill: Today, a Ohioan asked me if the ocean was salt water or fresh water.
Me: Jesus, they're fuckin morons.

by bigjim722 November 15, 2009

Ohioan

A dull person living in a dull state, lacks personality, and looks down on anything coo, fun, or colorful. Ohioans usually wear gray clothes, drives a gray car, and has gray skin. Ohioans usually bald by 25 years of age. Spending a day with Ohioans can bring on depression in an instant.

Person 1: That person is so boring!

Person 2: He's Ohioan

by Someone living in Dover, Ohio November 22, 2009

ohioan

a really sheltered person that lives in a cave and has no clue what the beach is, or a female who is large and ugly, yet is still stuck up

Tommy: Hey girl whats goin on I'm DTF

Tof: OMG, WTF I'd never stoop to your level, i'm an ohioan

by cali-quake November 12, 2009

Ohioans

Obviously someone from Ohio.

-Lives less than 20-30 miles from a college or university.
-Calls "soda" POP...(i thought everyone did...)
-We never know how tah dress because our weather is so crazy and unpredictable.
-Full of soccer moms and football fans.
-Ohioans HATE Michigan.
-A lot of us have a little bit of uh Southern accent.
-When leaving a relatives/friends house, the true Ohioans will say somethin' like, "See yee-uns layter!"
-Calls a 'creek' a "crick"
-Calls a 'washer' a "worsher" or for example, "I need tah worsh dem dishes!"
-Most likely cusses a lot and watches American Idol religously.
-We all got a personality of our own and people compare us to hillbillys or West Virginians...trailor trash, etc.
-We all gotta dog!
-Always gotta have a yard sale or garage sale each summer.
-Goes to church about every Sunday.
-But we're happy people that don't give a fuck about anything but partying, drinking, getting high(emos), watching the newest episode of Daisy of Love, and trying to make a good living.
-Most likely is a big fan of Nascar.

The mom: WATCH YA FEET, PAISLEY! THERE'S BROKEN GLASS IN THIS HERE GAS STATION BATHROOM! GET YUR GODAMN SHOES AWN! (ohioans know how to love)

7-Year-Older: I wanna go back to tha trailor park, momma!

The mom: No god damnit! we gotta go visit yur aunt 'n uncle jr. in the hospital! dhey juss had their 69th ked!

7-Year-Older: BUT IMA MISS DAH NASCAR RACE ON TAYVAY TODAY!>:| yu uh bitch mama.

by DREWlikesBACON June 15, 2009