oh noes

Something said by loser fanboy teenagers on internet forums.

Oh noes, I have no friends!

by Chupper June 6, 2007

oh noes!

1) A response to a negative situation which is insignificant, or at worst, a temporay inconvenience.

2) A response to a negative situation occurs on a regular basis, to the point where it is expected.

Guy A: "Aw, man, the Marlins lost"
Guy B: "Oh noes!"

Guy A: "Windows crashed again."
Guy B: "Oh noes!"

by Master Grah April 30, 2008

oh noes!

Variant of "Oh no!", used sarcastically to indicate that what is being referred to is NOT, in fact, something to be alarmed about.

"My World of Warcraft server's economy is ruined! I can now only sell Arcane Crystals for 7 gold coins apiece, whereas before I could sell them for 8."

"Oh noes!"

by Roger M. Wilcox April 19, 2007

oh noes!

When you are royally fucked.

3 little girls are on a tube ride in their local lake. They hit a monster wave, and all 3 of them fly off of the rub screaming oh noes!

by Erk December 16, 2004

Oh noes!

a chad oh no

OH NOES!
IM GAY

by BottomDop February 21, 2022

Oh Noes!

The expression, gesture or sound of someone's sexyness or misfortune.

Oh Noes! He is sexier than me.
Oh Noes! I am a sexy beast.

by Consta June 14, 2005

oh noes! anyways

used in a sarcastic way to say "oh no", usually said after a Karen threatens to stop buying from a multi billion company

"this store is trash, i will never buy from here again"
"oh noes! anyways"

by notarealperson111 December 14, 2020