Definitions by Erk
Shleb
A certain amount/measurement of something that someone will ask for. A shleb is relative and can mean different amounts depending on the preferences, greed, and circumference of said person.
Paddy: What do you want in your tea?
Mary: Ah, just a shleb of milk!
Paddy: Grand so!
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Mary: What do you want on your toast?
Paddy: Oh just a shleb of butter will do there Mary!
Mary: Grand!
Mary: Ah, just a shleb of milk!
Paddy: Grand so!
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Mary: What do you want on your toast?
Paddy: Oh just a shleb of butter will do there Mary!
Mary: Grand!
oh noes!
When you are royally fucked.
3 little girls are on a tube ride in their local lake. They hit a monster wave, and all 3 of them fly off of the rub screaming oh noes!