Obsexed

being obsessed with the idea of sex with another person.

We accept that Liz has some rack, but Matt is getting obsexed with her by the day!

by scrabbler89 December 4, 2010

obsexting

obsessive sexting or 'sex texting.' typically done by couples who are obsessed with dirty talk.

Jane: "Are you sexting again?"
Lucy: "YESSSS i'm so obsessed!!!"
Jane: "You're always obsexting! Gah you are such an obsexter...."

by acebzzzzz June 7, 2010

Obsexed

To be so obsessed with sex that EVERYTHING is sexual.

Kenny is so obsexed he can't even watch a girl eat a carrot.

by PhoenixLights March 19, 2010

Obsexed

Obsessed with sex in speech, thought, action or theme.

That's what's wrong with the media these days- they're obsexed.

by Kwesi October 23, 2007

Obsexxed

A person who is obsessed with sex. Usually a horny teenager who thinks/talks about it all the time but can include famous politicians and athletes who get caught for their obsexxion.

Tiger Woods is so obsexxed that he had to go to rehab for his obsexxion.

by ADDblondie June 20, 2011

Obsesties

The state of wishing you were best friends ("besties") with a celebrity who will most likely never notice you. Those who become "obsesties" with someone famous (e.g. an actor/actress, singer, YouTuber, musician, comedian, etc.) will likely tweet regularly at said famous person in hopes of getting retweeted. They also probably write articles about them and/or Fan Fiction. One evolves from "obsesties" to "besties" once noticed by their famous person of interest in any way, shape, or form.

"I know I can't be besties with Jennifer Lawrence so I'll just have to settle for being obsesties."
"Ke$ha is my obsestie"
"I was obsesties with Jenna Marbles, but she retweeted me so we're TOTALLY besties now."

by @brittneyplz August 19, 2013

obsexing

The act of having subconscious sex with someone you obsess over.
Dreams of a sexual nature concerning one you obsess over.

Katherina: "I was obsexing over Grayson Dolan last night."
Josey: "So weird, I was obsexing over Louis Tomlinson the other night."

Katherina: "We need to stop obsexing."

by Bandsrulemylife November 17, 2016