by Schmark March 17, 2004
An oaf is a cuddy who is on absolute reet mode and often can be found being clumsy and drunk. They typically don’t notice how many people they hit as they stumble around and fall.
by ChommerMilf69 February 22, 2022
(n.) Unintelligent, tall clumsy person with large hands and feet, and a small penis. Competes in sports while using simplified language such as 'Gareth throw discus'. Oafs have big skulls and limited intelligence. Slow witted and plodding in speech.
by Kung-fu Jesus June 24, 2004
Short for 'Open Ass Fart', To OAF is when you hold your butt cheeks open and fart. With your butt cheeks spread your butthole opens and makes a quiet wind noise but the deadly smell will consume the room.
'Omg look it's Jenny and her friends, they're always so mean to me'
'Why don't you go over and OAF at them? That'll teach them'
'You know what, why not!'
'Why don't you go over and OAF at them? That'll teach them'
'You know what, why not!'
by Davisym September 18, 2017