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O'Donnell

The O’Donnell is a humanlike predator of older and often deteriorating in health women. The O’Donnell studies charismatic humans, often celebrities, and learns their ways to help draw in their prey. With their learned charisma, which includes flamboyant dances, oversized smiles, and counterfeit laughs, The O’Donnell is able to lure elderly women away from their husbands, doctors and retirement homes. While the initial intention appears to be a sexual advance, the unlucky women who falls into the trap of The O’Donnell quickly finds out it isn’t sex they are after, but rather their bank account.
example #1:

Grandson: "My grandmother doesn't have enough money to send me a gift for my 10th Birthday"
Friend: "Sounds like she met an O'Donnell"

example #2:
elderly woman: "I really thought I was going to score with that young-Tom Cruise-looking fella, but then he started asking about my life insurance policy.... Must be an O'Donnell"
by thepreacherman June 28, 2012
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O'Donnell

Someone who has no home and begs for money.
"60 pence? 60 pence?" For an O'Donnell
by Redx0266 November 12, 2018
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O’Donnell

A large hairy North American ape believed to be smuggled here on a raft from Ireland centuries ago. Native to the Camden county area of NJ more specifically Gloucester City. This Ape doesn’t venture far from its native homeland and is scared of bridges. Known to claim living rooms as its own across South Jersey. It can be seen rummaging at the local five and dime or Tooties and is known to do “hood” walks. Its wardrobe is mainly that of a Notre Dame hoodie and really long sweat shorts. It’s diet consists mainly of Bud Light and stale beer pretzels.
Look kids, it’s an O’Donnell.

Joe: I think something was rummaging through my trash can?

Frank: I bet you it was an O’Donnell!
by kieps31 November 7, 2025
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O'Donnell Splat

A masturbatory excretion directed onto any paraphernalia supporting the Tea Party or Delaware's Senate candidate Christine O'Donnell.
At an anti-masturbation rally, "all of these Tea Party pickets are missing something, like a splash of white. I'm gonna give them the O'Donnell Splat."
by politicalcenter September 23, 2010
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Neil O'Donnell

An insurgent; someone or something that works against all those around him.

An individual who collapses, like a house of cards, under pressure.

A weak, tampon-like human being or thing who fails to serve his/its purpose and gives away way too much when the slightest pressure is applied. A useless cuntrag.
You know, Mr. President, if I didn't know any better, I'd say that Rush Limbaugh is trying to tear down our republic from within?
Mr. President: Yes, Rush is such a Neil O'Donnell!

You know coach, I'd like to start and play most of the game, but my daddy tells me that I would wilt like a Neil O'Donnell under the pressure.

Bertha: Sally, my protection simply is not working in my high-flow months.
Sally: I do believe the mistake you've been making is purchasing those over-priced, useless Neil O'Donnells.
by Fraud Exposer July 8, 2009
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Rosie O'donnell ugly

When a female is fat, loud , annoying and has a very ugly face, and also being very ugly on the inside. An overall horrible person.
"Man that bitch was faaaat!" "Yeah , she was really annoying too and such a bitch." "She was definitely Rosie O'Donnell ugly"
by Donald Trump 2 November 20, 2007
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Rosie O'donnell

When you have to take a shit and it won't come out...then when it does its, fat, round and angry as hell as it tears your asshole a part. The pain stays around afterwards because its angry and loud...just like Rosie.
Man I just took the worst Rosie O'donnell. My asshole is still raw!
by Pshizzle81 February 28, 2013
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