Nylon Pylon

A very tall person clad in made made fabrics like polyester, viscose, or nylon.

'You seen the state of that?-she looks like a lamp post in a shell suit' 'Or a Nylon Pylon.'

by james hooha June 17, 2012

Nylon Pylon Special

The act of shoving a nylon orange pylon camera up your'e ass cheeks so far that the doctor has to reach inside you to remove it.

Jack: yo what ever happened to that Latina babe you met on tinder?
Me: Oh yeah, she gave me a bad Nylon Pylon Special and I just had to fucking leave it at that.
Jack: Damn

by Behind The Back Ur Moms A Snak January 16, 2020

Nylon and Silicone

the best couple yet

“Dude have u seen those two loving sex birds? It’s like nylon and silicone!?

by vvap April 19, 2022

Making nylon

When one ejaculates into one's bath water after a nifty tub-wank. The resultant mess of 'man-made' thread like matter is akin to nylon.

I was making nylon in the bath and needed to take a shower afterwards as it clung to my body when I drained the water.

by Brenda.Rukken May 1, 2016

Heckle Mice Nylon

It's when you rearrange the letters of a really cool persons name.

Heckle Mice Nylon:
Tom Marvolo Riddle
I am Lord Voldermort

by Holafera$ October 23, 2011

louis nylon

A scruffy yellow Poncho like jacket worn often in cold wet weather, usually worn by 'chavs', poor people and mostly tramps, not attractive and come in a wide range of incandescent colours.

A Louis Nylon is a bright Nylon worn by a poor child. Often selling things for money.

Look at that "Louis Nylon" over there, I bet he smells really bad.

by DavetheStake October 21, 2013

Making nylon

(Verb) Masturbating (male) in the bath.

Wilburrrrrrr! Hurry up out of the bathroom; I want a shower. You'd better not be making nylon in there...

by Azenath69 February 11, 2022