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nouman

A complete man ......in everyway!!!!
"A guy should totally be a NOUMAN for me to date him"
by pinkypink March 21, 2010
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nauman

by Mohammad September 22, 2003
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Alfred E. Neuman

the mascot/logo for MAD Magazine, represented by a person with freckles, buck teeth, messy brown/ginger hair big lips and a rediculous grin.
(person one)hey look, the new issue of MAD magazine

(person two) how do you know its a MAD magazine (aside from the giant title on the front cover)

(person one) because of the picture of alfred e newman
by m-37 January 27, 2005
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Numanoid

The ever faithful fans and followers of music legend Gary Numan. They stick with him through all the ups and downs, never faltering in their devotion. They are also a higher and more evolved species of beings than the average human. They can often be found queing up together at concert venues hours before his concerts. You can spot them by looking for the black eyeliner.
I am a Numanoid and proud of it!
by The Sparkle April 11, 2010
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alfred e. neuman

Are you gonna vote for another weak Democrat or Republican or are you going to vote for Alfred E. Neuman? It should be the latter.
by Myxamatosis October 30, 2006
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numan

noun.

A name granted only to those who are kings among men. Known for their stunning good looks, unparalleled intelligence, and wielding the strength of 10 men - recognizing a Numan is almost as easy as picking out Michael Moore among a tribe of starving Eithiopians.

These powerful beings are burdened with the task of using their power for good, benefiting all of human kind with what has been given so freely to them.

Yet, these magnificent beings have one weakness... an unsatisfied belief in trust. Luckily, their associate do not allow them to fall for people not trustworthy or surely destruction would rain down upon the land. Still, this want for friendship and trust often prevents the Numan from achieving his full potential - instead opting to satiate their intense social givings... inevitably pushing their task of creating a Utopia for mankind further and further into the future.

If confronted by Numan, he is easily giving and forgiving and easy to take advantage of. Often the shock of witnessing their raw image can be blinding and in extreme cases, cause unconsiousness or even death.
Can be used to describe anything fantastical or mindboggling in nature.

n. "You cant trust anyone but Numan will always be there."

adj. "It's breathtaking, startling, it's... Numan.
by Mareesa October 4, 2006
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Rayan Nauman Butt

A gay guy who raped a fat ass sleeping.He failed a grade and dates girls younger than him. He got beaten up and was crying so he was given a lollipop and sent home
Holy shit use your butt plugs, its Rayan Nauman Butt.
by Binod August 11, 2020
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