Nitwit

A nimrod. Numbskull. Dolt. Intelligence level of a Nit (Louse egg).

"It's a wonder that nitwit can even breathe properly."

by Cooch1000 April 12, 2019

Nutritionologist

'New-trih-shun-olo-jist'
A self proclaimed nutrition expert, who has studied at the school of social media and googling.

A true Nutritionologist understands that life long learning is important, but that trolling is importanter.

1. Hey bro, I hear you're the one to speak to in this joint regarding nutrition?

Nutritionologist: damn straight, I'll give you the low down on why keto is bull crap and how to get abs whilst eating pizza.

2. What's the difference between you and a dietician?

Nutritionologist : I have a personality... Oh and they have a butt load of education.

by The true terminator May 31, 2017

nitwit

a stupid person, an idiot

Shut up you nitwit. Leave me alone.

by Light Joker April 26, 2005

nitwit

One with very little intelligence. One who has no fucking clue what they are doing.

George Dubya Bush is a fucking nitwit.

by MUG March 7, 2004

notwithstanding

in spite of

DNA notwithstanding, theres nothing linking me to the crime scene

by vodka June 2, 2004

Nutrition Nazi

Someone who insists on getting in everyone’s face and insulting and belittling them on their food choices.

“Oh, girl, I just watched a Nutrition Nazi rip some poor girl a new asshole for having a carton of non-soy milk in her cart at the grocery store!”

by Brett Burkhardt April 27, 2008

nutritious load

i found this in my environmental science book. you can use it as another name for sperm. it is so funny.

ok, now its time for you to consume this nutritious load. it will help you grow.

by cia_mrx March 14, 2007