Nurgle

Nurgle is the God of Pestilence, Death and Decay. Nurgle is one of the Chaos Gods in the Warhammer: 40,000 universe. He leads thousands of rotting warriors into battle; most of which feel no pain. Nurgle is the sworn enemy of Tzeentch, God of Change.

Nurgle's army is infantry based, and relies on many squads of meat shields rather than small squads of elite men. As his meat shields feel no pain, the army is well dependant on their land warriors. Falling upon their enemy like a plague, the massive infantry units of Nurgle overwhelm the enemies of Chaos.

Nurgle's Death Guard is one of the most brutal Chaos armies ever.

by Mehro December 21, 2004

Turd Nurgler

Noun: some one who partakes in sexual relations in a gay mans ass. Generally nurgling turds in the process.

That wierdo is such a turd nurgler.

by Dr. Face May 30, 2009

narglespunk

The shock you give someone when you hide under their bed/in their room and surprise them in a sexually suggestive manner.

Girl 1; "hey what did you get up to on Friday night?"
Girl 2; "OMG brad totally narglespunked me. I shat it."

by lucesjuices December 29, 2014

Nurgle

To vigorously rub the sides of a puppy dog.

"Come here Linus. I want to Nurgle you"

by NathanNurgles March 8, 2007

Nurples

Pregnant woman nipples. Usually grossly distended and the size of dinner plates.

"I wish I'd have the baby already. My nurples are sore."

by RousseauRetired June 2, 2009

Nurgle

The God of pestilence, disease and rot;

The foul worshippers of Nurgle stalked the battlefield, the stench of death surrounding them.

by fastball24 March 13, 2004

Nurples

The useless "nipples" that are on male cats.

Grey kitty likes it when you rub his nurples.

by Stephen Packard August 6, 2007