Nubsei

Someone helpful enough to teach n00bs the way the game goes so they can pwn some ass.

"Hey, join this new MMO and I'll teach you how to get +10% exp. ;D" "You're such a cool Nubsei."

by Kyle and Cory August 6, 2007

Nurse Kitty

My cat’s name because she helps me and works her healing magic by selflessly working on the frontline at my house.

I don’t know how I would ever cope without Nurse Kitty.

by Dr Bunnygirl June 28, 2020

Nurse drop

Nurses feel the need to let people know they are nurses. Similar to name-dropping, a nurse-drop is when a nurse tells you that they are a nurse very randomly in a conversation without the subject matter even being relevant to the topic.

Nurse drop:

Person A: Hey have you eaten at that new restaurant? It's really good...
Nurse: Yeah I've been, it's pretty good. I'm a nurse so I have a distinguishing palate.

by Phiir November 12, 2011

nurse-tang

The expressed sexuality of nurses.

I am gonna get some nurse-tang when I get back in town!

by I, Wreckerrr December 19, 2020

The Whole Nurks

When you go to the gym and work deltoids, triceps, biceps and forearms. In most cases you drink quad strength coffee before your workout. Nurks can also just be another word for muscles.

Example #1
Joe : Yo bro you gonna do the whole nurks today?
Jules: Hell yeah you know it cuz.

Example #2
Damn he must workout a lot because he has some big nurks!

by Tits McKie January 26, 2015

Nurse Ass

The ass that a nurse gets from sitting in a chair for 12 hours and wearing loose fitting scrubs with elastic waistbands that fail to indicate you are slowly gaining weight. The key features are the side to side swaying and inner thigh swishing that occurs as they walk down the hall.

Guy #1: Hey man, check out that ass over there! Just how I like it.

Guy #2: She's got quite the nurse ass.

by TFB Nurse2 October 1, 2012

Filipina nurse

She's the one thing--and in fact, the only thing--that makes your hospital stay tolerable.

Duke: When I was in the hospital for three days after my surgery, I had this really cute Filipina nurse named Carmelita. Man, she is one fine pinay!

Luke: I'm jealous, dude. Last time I was in, all I had were a bunch of grouchy, ugly-ass Nurse Ratched types.

by whimzzical June 19, 2010