Nepsi

An insulting nickname for Pepsi. This works because if you rearrange the letters you get "penis," so you are comparing Pepsi to penis, or a gross penis I guess.

EWWWW YOU DRINKIN' NEPSI?!

by Mr. Twinkieface October 19, 2020

Nutsicle

a slightly icy formation hanging from the scrotum.

yo its mad fuckin cold, im gettin some nutsicles.

by tom Cardona January 16, 2006

nutsie

A self taken picture of one's genitals; a firm of selfie.

At the reception the guest snapped a nutsie on the disposable camera.

by The Dr. #$ December 16, 2014

npsis

The school that expects you to get into Harvard or Oxford but they don't even finish the syllabus before the exam. Everyone thinks they're so cool yet they go to a school which doesn't even have cement walls. They expect you to pay 1k if u break a $2 door with a force of 2N. The food is expensive and we're all broke. The food isn't even that good. Teachers bully. Bit*hes think theyr'e so hot please yall look so fuc*ing ugly, but hey here in nps ugly stands for Unique, Gifted, Lovable, You!!!! if miss Bh*rati is your mathematics teacher might as well quit school n start byjus or some shit, anything is better.They take anyone who can kick a ball onto the soccer team ?? Hindi teachers should be cancelled. I just wanna run far away and hopefully run off the world some day. Thank you for coming to my ted talk

Aditya: FUCK ME!
Aditi: Wait which school do you go to again ?
Aditya: NPSIS
Aditi: OH! Never Mind...

by blabbacabbage August 24, 2021

nursing a beer

to take a long time to drink one beer

John: hey dude are you working toward your nursing major?
Max: no man, why?
John: because you have been nursing that beer all night

(Max was nursing a beer)

by Spaceoutboi November 13, 2015

nypsi

the worst discord sex machine

wow i hate using the worst discord sex machine, nypsi

by AutomatedDefinerBot123 July 20, 2023

nursing student

Condition: Nursing Student

Side Effects: stress, fatigue, malaise, muscle atrophy, weight gain, nutrional deficiencies, amenorrhea, alcoholism, drug abuse (mostly ADD, ADHD medication), caffeine intoxication, frequent crying, depression, anxiety, insomnia, masochism, suicidal thoughts, insanity, emotional instability, hypochondria, obsessive compulsive disorder, sexual promiscuity, post traumatic stress disorder, mental and or physical abuse of children and significant other, divorce, spiritual distress, ext.

Thought bubble: If I ever become a real nurse will it be as painful as being a nursing student? (Glance at RN's sitting on ass while stuffing face.) Nah, this can't last forever.

by LZS September 26, 2010